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PWN of the Day
This is the nerd video of the day. To be fair, this guy have been playing the game for an entire week.
The Trooper on a Harp
This is the kind of thing that would make me like classical music more. But what you don't know, is that he actually playing Harp Hero.
Dirtest Soccer Player EVER!
This girl on the New Mexico women's Soccer team is a dirty girl, and not in the awesome way. She has been suspended indefinitely for these two plays that were caught on tape in a semi-final match against Brigham Young. And in case you are wondering, yes...yes I would.
Tim Floyd Breaks Up Casino Fight
Former USC basketball coach made his way to the Morongo casino and went out of his way to break up an awesome chick fight. Even other former USC coach and current Memphis Grizzlies Henry Bibby gets in the act by saving Floyd's ass when one chick decides to try to go WWE on his ass with a chair. Why would Timmy get so involved? Three words...'"accidental" boob grab.'
Bob Mason Throws Down
Back in the day Wild Bench Coach Bob Mason could throw down. In fact he did back in 1991. Sorry to say that Bob went down, and was NOT even penalized. Corson was given a game misconduct and thrown out of the game...So who really won?
Guy Jumps Fence, Hits Bus
I don't know what this guy was thinking other than "OOOOOOHHHHHH SHH.....OWW!!!" Actually I know that's what was going through his head.
Rejected World Series Memories
You know how during the Fall Classic, they reminisce with fans and players about their favorite World Series memories. Some just didn't make the cut, no matter how memorable they are, despite what your subconscious wants to do with it.
Manu Ginobili 1, Bat 0
What a spooky night for such a wierd incident. At the Spurs/Kings game on Saturday night, a bat got into the AT&T Center. After it caused the refs to stop the game a couple of times, Manu Ginobili took matters into his own hand...literally. SMACK!!
HS Football Player Tackles Teammate
No one ever said these guys were the smartest guys in school, but I hope enough that they know the rules. This kick-off coverage guys has to do a little mor research before he plays again. REMEMEBER, if they guy you are about to tackle is wearing the same uniuform as you...LEAVE HIM ALONE!
Fuel Truck Explodes
This fuel truck tipped over and did NOT explode. But in the process of flipping it back up again, something went wrong. Ka-Boom.
Bat Prankster
Some people have issues with small creepy crawly things. My roomate for instance HATES bunny rabbits. I'm willing to bet a few of these people freaked out a little too much based on what they were actually facing here.
Mark Sanchez Eats a Hot Dog
Mark Sanchez is a rookie, and this is a rookie mistake. If you are going to try to covertly eat a dog on the sideline during an televised NFL game...a couple of pointers. First, don't be the biggest rookie sensation of the year. Second. Hide behind an offensive lineman, they can block the sun, they can block you. I just hope it was free.
Drunk Guy Video of the YEAR!
We all love to watch a bumbling idiot try to walk when he's all hammered up on booze. We all love to watch them stumble, fall down, and slur tier speech. If only this video had sound then we would get it all. This may be the best drunk video...EVER! Sit back, crack a cold one, and enjoy.
Goldie Gopher Mocks Praying PSU Player
Mascots are funny...even when they are being jerks. I have a friend who once saw Goldie give someone the finger after the dude kept stepping on his tail. Was this REALLY Goldie being an ass? Who knows? That goofy gap-toothed smile always makes me laugh.
Arrest Video
A few weeks ago YTL told us about this arrest video they had where the guy they were haulin away got a little bored in the car Well here it is.
Pigeon Power!!
When the Raiders took on the Eagles on Sunday, if you had your money on the Raiders you KNEW you would need some higher power to get the win. Well the Black Hole got that help in the form of a rat with wings on this kick-off.
Badgers QB Can't Buy a High Five
You know it's a bad day at the stadium, when the starting QB can't even get a little skin. But don't worry, Wisconsin QB Scott Tolzien got plenty of skin the next night with the twins from his Biology class.
Amazing 9-Year-Old Shootout Goal
With the Wild 1-4, you have you be thinking this one thing...SIGN HIM UP WE NEED GOALS!!! Seriously though, he's nine years old.
Owen Schmitt is FIRED UP!
Seattle Seahawks fullback thought long and hard about how to get his team amped up before a big game against the Jaguars last Sunday. Afterwards, he had to think long and hard on how to get blood out of his jersey.
Firefighters Catch on Fire
These firefighters are demonstrating how fast a bedroom can catch on fire form a lit cigarette. Did I say bedroom? I meant their faces. I think it might be a bad sign, when your equiptment is so fireproof, you don't even realize YOU are on fire.
Aliens Invading Moscow?
Call Will Smith! Call Jeff Goldblum! (and to a lesser extent...Call Harry Conick Jr. We're being invaded! But not to worry, they are starting in Russia. Maybe they'll think our whole country looks like that and just leave.
St. Louis Invasion
We're being invaded...AGAIN! This time the target is St. Louis, Missori. Now I guess it's time to call Richard Dreyfuss...
Crazy Georgia Fan
This guy is WAY too into Georgia Bulldog football and apparently 1980's Hulk Hogan videos.
Jonathon Bryce and the Suicide Chair
We all knew that if Jonathon Bryce was going to kill himself, it was going to be on our show. He came dangerously close today with his contraption that not even Jigsaw could invent. He got out, he's safe, but the video is intense.
SETH GREEN FREAK OUT
Just outside the set for a commercial, Seth Green got mugged. Then he goes BALLISTIC on the studio security for not protecting his munchkin ass.
HOT CHICK VIOLIN COVER OF TOXICITY
How can System of a Down get any better? Make them all hot chicks that can REALLY rock out.
AARON RODGERS SEEMS ALRIGHT
I know we bleed purple and gold here, but every so often a Packer fan does something clever and funny, like this song by The Replicates. And they did get two thing right. The packers will finish 6-10 and their coaches suck.
BONEHEAD HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL PLAY
You'd think the coach would have told this kid to just let the ball hit the ground. He doesn't, throws it on the ground and then loses the game. If the game heroes get all the tail, I wonder if the goats get negative sex.
SERENA FOR TAMPAX
No, this is not a joke. But I swear to God, I will shove this tampon down your effing throat!! I could KILL you right now!
CONAN CRACKS HIS HEAD
The Tonight Show was cancelled Friday after a bit with the sexy Teri Hatcher. He was a little messed up as you can see from his slurred speech. Andy also said that Conan, when being asked questions, was excited to suddenly realize it was 2009. He also understood the plot of "Lost" for exactly 4 minutes.
OCHO CINCO LAMBEAU LEAPS
Chad Ochocinco promised last week that if he scored a TD in the Bengals game in Green Bay this weekend, he would do a Lambeau Leap. Well he did, and he did. He did the smart thing, and looked for Bengals fans, but it didn't stop the Packer fans from telling Ocho that he was "number one."
FUNNY FACE KNOCK-OUT
DERRRRRRRRRR!!!!! See what I did there? That's like the sound you would think this guy made after being punched and kicked right in the yap. At least he WOULD have made that noise if his esophagus wouldn't have been crushed.
MALE STIPPER PROPOSITIONS GEORGE CLOONEY
Clooney was promoting his new movie at the Venice Film Festival when either a prankster, or a VERY effeminate fan propositioned him, screaming "Take me. Choose me George!"
EVERY DEATH OF KENNY FROM SOUTH PARK
Back when South Park started, and had no purpose other than to provide Trey Parker and Matt Stone with beer and hooker money, they thought it would be a funny bit to Kill Kenny every week. We are using this as a template for our show too...
Oh my God! They killed Weasel! You Bastards!
FUNNY FOOTBALL MOMENTS
The first week of the NFL Season is upon us, and so it's time to look back on some of the greatest...and by that I mean funniest moments of seasons of the past.
OREGON/BOISE STATE FIGHT
Let's get the college football season off with a BANG! A bang across the jaw! Byron Hunt's jaw. LeGarrette Blount can expect to be suspended for a LOOOOONG time after this sucker punch after the end of the game last night.
BOY CRIES BLOOD TEARS
Calvino Inman has a very rare disorder. When he cries it comes out red...and iron rich. REAL blood comes from his tear ducts when he cries. It does have its benefits though. You can TOTALLY trick a girl into never leaving you. "DON'T YOU SEE WHAT YOU DO TO ME!!"
HITLER UPSET ABOUT FAVRE SIGNING
Hitler was an evil man, he tried to take over the world, killed millions of Jews, and now, we learn he is a fan of Tarvaris Jackson.
This is a clip of a movie called "Downfall" and has become a hit with tons of versions. My favorites? This one, the one where he learns of Michael Jackson's Death, and when he learns the truth about Santa.
BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD REVIEW "EXTRACT"
For those born after the year 1996:
Long before playing his unforgettable role as the Manager of Chotchkies in "Office Space," Mike Judge made two legendary cartoon characters named Beavis and Butthead. They had a show on MTV and even a movie. Here they are reviewing Mike Judge's newest "joint."
For everyone else:
Here's Beavis and Butthead reviewing Mike Judge's newest movie.
ULTRA-LOW HIGH-SPEED FLY-BY
Pilot -- This is Ghostrider requesting fly-by.
Tower -- Negative Ghostrider the pattern is AHHHHHHH!!!!!
TWINS PROPOSAL REJECTION
When think about the person you love more than any other in the world, and you think about spending the rest of your life with them, you think about the obvious, doing it live during a Twins game. After all the prep, she SHOOTS HIM DOWN! Legit? or a complex prank?
STEVE'S X-FACTOR EXCITEMENT
Steve is REALLY excited to be in British television. He thinks he can sing...he can't. He thinks he's going to win...he won't. But he does have one thing goin for him, or more like six and a half things. That's 3 more than that guy Brad...he is SUCH a douche!
VICK TAKIN' A RIDE
Partaking in a dog ride while wearing a Michael Vick Eagles jersey. I can't figure out if it's genius, inappropriate or both.
MICHAEL JACKSON ALIVE?!
I can't believe this is the first time this has been thought of, let alone "proven." And if anyone in the world is going to fake his own death, it would be the King of Pop.
WILL THE VIKINGS SUCK THIS YEAR
Local funnyman Andrew Zilch wrote this great song and made a video for it too. Relive the past 45 years of Vikings existence in just under 2 minutes!
CHAD OCHOCINCO CAN KICK!
Watch out Ryan Longwell, here comes Adrian Peterson....and watch out Serbs! Here comes a girl! All things aside, Ocho has some leg...
CARDBOARD TUBE FIGHTING LEAGUE
Do you remember when you were a kid and would go out and battle your friends in the yard with tubes or sticks or whatever. Man those were some good times. Yeah...these people are full grown adults...at least in size, mentally, that's another story...what a bunch of nerds. Check out their website.
(VIDEO) "TOUGH GUY" OF THE DAY
Here is our "tough guy" of the day. This jerk stalked a 71-year-old woman after she withdrew $400 from a Rainbow Foods ATM. Our "tough guy" then grabbed the money and took off. Do you know how many $5 birthday checks that $400 would have been mailed to this ladies grandkids. Or how many games of nickel slots!!! Police are seeking help to identify the scumbag
BANNED FAMILY GUY CLIPS
A while back, Fox decided NOT to air a controversial episode of Family Guy because in it, Lois decides to be a surrogate mother for a couple who both end up getting killed in a car accident. Lois then has to decide wether or not to get an abortion. The episode will be included in the next season on DVD. The cast did a table reading of the episode last week, and a few of the clips are below. Enjoy them, you evil minded fools.
KID SOLVES TWO RUBIK'S CUBES WHILE PLAYING GUITAR HERO
Imagine if this guy could use this talent to be a fully funtctional member of society. Or if he used this energy and focused it on meeting girls! He would be unstoppable! As it stands now he's just barely cooler than Ross.
FIRST EVER BMX DOUBLE-FRONT-FLIP
Anthony Napolitan pulls off the first ever double front flip perfectly at the X-Games. He is still on his back with girl after girl as a result...
BASEBALL FAN GET TASED
This fun loving guy had too many to drink then had too many volts to go through him. He asks for it at 0:58....and gets it 5 seconds later. Now THAT'S service!
STEPHON MARBURY HAS LOST IT
Stephon Marbury as started to broadcast his life 24/7 online....why? Who the hell knows. But here are some of the highlights so far....
LEON CAN COUNT
Good to see a TV reporter that can count. Looks like Randy's job is oficially in trouble.
AMAZING BASKETBALL SHOT
Check out this AMAZING basketball shot by this kid. All he uses is his skateboard and his own body weight. It is frickin' incredible.
MICHAEL JACKSON HAIR FIRE VIDEO
Now that the King of Pop is gone, new video has been released of his Pepsi accident, when his head was engulfed in fire. RIP Mike.
MCNAIR GIRLFRIEND DUI VIDEO
This ominous video has emerged as some of the last pictures of Steve McNair and his girlfriend, Sahel Kazemi. Two days later, after McNair bailed her out of jail, she shot him three times and then killed herself. What a psycho.
WOMEN IN UNDERWEAR RIDING A ROLLERCOASTER
WHY DOESN'T HAVE IT'S OWN CHANNEL!! Even Pay-Per-View...I would pay. I have Serb's Credit Card number memorized...
REPORTER GETS CHOKED OUT
I know you can't understand a word this female MMA figher says, but you can tell that she might as well be saying "I'm a totaly b-tch and I'm going to knock you out for talking to me."
UCONN VS USF DANCE OFF
It's Friday... and all I want to do is dance...dance...dance. Well that's what these two college baseball teams did during a lengthy rain relay. If I were running the music I would have HAD to play Thriller. At least some of these players have something to fall back on after they blow out their ACL.., male stripping (wait til the end).
HAMSTER EATING A PENCIL
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!! On a sadder note this little guy did die of lead poisoning moments after this video ended.
MOW THE LAWN
Gillette wants you to trim the bushes, Schick wants you to mow the lawn. And ladies, you should listen.
TRIM THE BUSH
If you need to make the 'tree' look taller, follow these simple instructions straight from Gillette. Just trim the bushes.
INCREDIBLE FAKE THUNDERCATS TRAILER
Some nerd has too much time on his hands. He took about a dozen other movies and recut them, and edited them to fake a live-action Thundercats movie. Looks pretty sweet, if only it were real...Like Britney Spears's chest.
