When it comes to bathroom etiquette there are a few simple rules to follow.
First, never use the urinal directly next to another man unless it is absolutely necessary. Always allow for a one urinal gap between you and another peer.
Secondly, whether a guy or a gal; never, ever, ever talk to someone else in another stall while you’re taking a deuce. And if you do, stop talking during your push to keep your voice from straining.
And lastly, if you are the person taking a poop in the ladies room every morning here at the station, and you’re not flushing it EVERY DAY, WE WILL FIND YOU USING DNA SCIENCE AND PUNISH YOU LIKE THE TERRIBLE HUMAN THAT YOU ARE!