Harpoon to the Face

This photo is just begging for a "Brazzers" logo. Read More

CNN's Small Budget

I guess they could have just had them share one camera, but I'm not sure they have a camera lens wide enough... You know, because Nancy Grace is fat... Read More

ABC News Editor is Now a Woman

He went a long way to cover up his bald spot. Read More

Lars: "No New Metallica Until 2015"

As if we haven't waiting enough already, now drummer Lars Ulrich says that Metallica fans will need to wait about two years before they can get their hands of the band’s follow-up to 2008’... Read More

2013 Golden God Awards

The winner's are... Deftones, Rob Zombie, Slipknot and more Read More

Ohio Abduction Hero Auto Tuned

Damn... This is catchy... Read More

An Ice-Cold B-Ear

Not sure if this is skunky or not... But it is defintely a little waxy. Read More

18-Year-Old Seahawks Cheerleader

Hopefully Seattle doesn't have any Monday night games. She has to be in bed by 10pm on a school night. Read More

"The Lip-Reading Dead"

Will someone please find Rick's Banjo?! Read More

Line Drive Off the Head

Look out! Read More