Category Archives: HAMS Highlight

Could Josh Land a (Former) Miss Universe?

Could Josh Land a (Former) Miss Universe?

If you were to line up all the Miss Universes in order, at their ages now; how far back would you have to go before you had a chance with one? We had high hopes for Josh, until we saw Miss Universe 1993.

Nick’s Two Worst Poo-mergencies

Nick’s Two Worst Poo-mergencies

Sometimes when you gotta go, you gotta go. It doesn’t matter where you are are; when the uncontrollable urge to have an explosive poop hits you, you HAVE to find somewhere to go, even if it’s a gas station bathroom, a fancy furniture store, or even your own hat.

Wappel’s Busted Jaw Busted His Bad Habit

Wappel’s Busted Jaw Busted His Bad Habit

If you get in the nasty habit of biting your nails or your cuticles, then do what Wappel did to kick that bad habit to the curb. Get your jaw broken by a doctor and get a mouthful of braces. See? Nice and simple

Ali’s Mom Is a Bisquick Mule

Ali’s Mom Is a Bisquick Mule

If you’re going to travel with a baggy of fine, white powder… Don’t. Just mail it to your destination. And no, we’re not talking about cocaine or heroin. We mean Bisquick

Ross’s Plan To Escape His Ex

Ross’s Plan To Escape His Ex

One of the overlooked ways of getting rid of a love interest you’re no longer interested in is by playing matchmaker. Finding them a new love interest that’s “better” than you. Ross tried it several years ago. It didn’t work.

Ross & Josh’s Movie Date

Ross & Josh’s Movie Date

If you’re buying; don’t take Ross to dinner, lunch, or a movie, don’t… Unless you enjoy living off food from the trash and don’t mind being forced to live in your car. He’s an expensive date

Nick Ghosted an Employer

Nick Ghosted an Employer

Two decades ago, Nick had a choice to make. Work at a DVD shipping warehouse or work at a little station called 93X. While he & the station were fully aware of his choice, the bosses at the warehouse never heard from him again. That’s right, he ghosted them

When Nick’s Friends Left Him Behind

When Nick’s Friends Left Him Behind

Friends don’t ditch friends. Unless there is a 1.5% chance of that ditching leading to sexual activity. If that’s the case, THEY GONE! And you can’t blame them.

Gatsbying

Gatsbying

Doing something extravagant to get the attention of one person