Nick said that he hates nachos… No, Nick… They hate YOU!!!
If someone ever offers you a full shot glass, you had better drink the contents of the glass ASAP. Because, if you don’t, you are less of a man… Or woman. Why? Because that is the shot drinker’s credo.
When KISS comes to town in March, we’re all going to see them as a group. But it might be the last thing we see after we witness Randy’s self-described, “dad dancing.”
After you pass on, if you could have your ashes scattered anywhere, where would it be? While Nick was thinking the Wayzata American Legion, we came up with some WAY better alternatives
You know, under any circumcisions, this would be funny. After all, we’re all just living orgasms, trying to enjoy our lives. Right? Why are you laughing? What did we say?
Don’t call child-protective services, PETA, or Plunkett’s. Hissing Jesus survived a near death experience at the hands of our intern Ashley. And she feels TERRIBLE about it
We all had the same nightmare of dealing with learning to square dance in elementary school gym class. Ross and Kyle Rudolph had two very different experiences
Sports massages, while supposedly beneficial to your health, can be a total pain in the ass… and the shoulder… and the lower back… and the calf…