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Dogs Eating Insects

Dogs Eating Insects

During the Stupid News, there was a crazy report about insects being found fully intact inside people during colonoscopies. That lead Nick to remember the time his dog ate bees!

St. Paul Saints Named Their Pig

St. Paul Saints Named Their Pig

Every year, the Saint Paul Saints like to have fun with their pigs who bring out baseballs to the umpires during innings. They have a contest where people can submit their favorite pig name and then they’ll choose a winner.

Geezer League

Geezer League

Twins legend Dick Bremer kicked off his fourth year of talking Twins baseball with us on HAMS by telling us about how he is starting his own playing career. 

Crying

Crying

We were talking about the Pixar movie Inside Out and Dana shared a pretty relatable reason why he has never seen it.

Fake Tickets

Fake Tickets

A woman got fooled by a fake parking ticket and the cops had to point out to her she missed one very obvious sign it was fake. 

Anal + Your Car Model

Anal + Your Car Model

A listener texted in and said if you add the word “anal” in front of your car model it’s always funny. We tested that theory and found out he was right! 

Herpe Hands

Herpe Hands

A woman in Oregon got herpes on her hands from a manicure gone wrong, and for the amount of money she might get, we’re pretty jealous! 

Mayor Hoyt vs Pat McAfee

Mayor Hoyt vs Pat McAfee

We talked to Farmington Mayor Josh Hoyt about his charity wrestling match over the weekend, and he issued a challenge to Pat McAfee of ESPN/WWE. 

Terrifying Children

Terrifying Children

There is a report Wrestlemania is coming to Minneapolis. So, Dana told the story of a time he terrified an entire plane full of kids when he went to Wrestlemania in college. 

Skiing Disaster

Skiing Disaster

We were talking about skiing and Josh told the disastrous story of the first and last time he ever went to the ski slopes. 

100 Fights

100 Fights

We caught up with our pal Marcus Foligno and informed him the fight he got into on Sunday was the 100th of his NHL career. 

Do You Know Who I Am?

Do You Know Who I Am?

A soccer coach got really bombed and made a fool of himself in Nashville, but maybe he wasn’t being as arrogant as we thought.