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VIDEO: Ashley Eats a Hot Dog on a String / Sits on a Cake

VIDEO: Ashley Eats a Hot Dog on a String / Sits on a Cake

Once again, we sent Ashley out to Bobby and Steve’s Auto World, this time in West St. Paul and Eden Prairie, to collect food for Randy Shaver in his KARE 11 Food Fight.

We aimed for the lofty goal of 10,000 pounds of food (where $1=4lbs) with the promise of some interesting videos should she reach the goal. Well, thanks to the generosity of the Brotherhood (with an assist to Ross’s wallet,) we hit our goal.

If you still want to donate, you can go to the Minnetonka Whole Foods on Tuesday, November 26th, and donate to his fight directly.


Ashley Does the #OneChipChallenge

Ashley Does the #OneChipChallenge

This week, for Smash Wednesday, Ashley agreed to try the One Chip Challenge from Paqui Chips.  The hermetically sealed single chip is coated in in the dust and oil of the Carolina Reaper hot pepper.  That chip, until very recently, was labeled as the hottest pepper in the world, coming in a 2.2 million Scoville Units (for reference, a Jalapeno is a measly 1,000SU.)  Now, since we didn’t want to killer her, we let her break off a tiny piece of the black chip before throwing it in her yap.  That pea-sized tortilla chip almost put her out of commission for an hour.  So we are a little afraid of what could have happened.

Post-Mascot Party Clean Up Time

Post-Mascot Party Clean Up Time

After the insanity that was Nick’s Mascot Birthday Party, we had to clean up the 500 feet of silly string and the two tons of confetti that the mascots unleashed on us. As Ross pulled out a backpack vacuum from 1986, Josh had the genius idea to start blasting the Ghostbusters Theme on a constant loop. We will be finding random strips of confetti in this room for the next 20 years.

WATCH: Nick’s Mascot Surprise Party / Ross’ Practice Race

WATCH: Nick’s Mascot Surprise Party / Ross’ Practice Race

The Half-Assed Morning Show surprised Nick with a little birthday celebration during the show. Attendees included his favorite mascots: Nordy, TC Bear, Goldy Gopher, Crunch and Prowl.

Meanwhile… Ross prepares for his upcoming race at Target Field by organizing a practice run against the mascots in the back lot. Spoiler alert: he doesn’t win – it’s not even close.

Watch the full video of the morning’s festivities below:

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Nick’s Mascot Birthday Party!

Nick’s Mascot Birthday Party!

Today, is Nick’s 48th birthday. We thought we’d surprise him with a mascot party, featuring Prowl, Crunch, TC Bear, Nordy, and Goldy Gopher. They surprised us too, with confetti, silly string, and our for-sure firing…

CaRaRaReers with RaRaRa

CaRaRaReers with RaRaRa

We used to send Wappel out to companies to learn how to do their job.  That bit kind of wore out it’s welcome, so we moved that responsibility over to Ross.  We sent him out to Plymouth to work for a home construction and remodeling company called Mom’s Design Build.  But when he got there, he changed the plan.  Instead of him finding out what it’s like to do some real work, he showed Mom’s landscapers what it’s like to work with him… By annoying them with song.  He even brought a pianist with him, Trista’s brother Noah.

We had some network connectivity problems in Part 2, making Part 3 necessary.

Part 1 – SKIP FORWARD TO 22:00


Part 2


Part 3

Dildolympics

Dildolympics

If I were to tell you that the first time Ashley touched a dildo was to throw it in a competition of distance, you would call me a liar. But that’s what happened in our first ever Dildolympics…


Rick’s Girl Lifeguards

Rick’s Girl Lifeguards

After Randy’s little ‘incident’ on Monday with the golf cart and the pond, we had the Navy come in studio, had a children’s swim instructor talk to him, and had the Rick’s girls come in studio to teacher proper mouth-to-mouth. Of course we only video streamed one of those guests…


What Would Ashley Do For $100

What Would Ashley Do For $100

Photo Credit: Twitter- @93xhams

This morning was another segment of What Would Ashley Do For $100. The Half-Assed morning show came up with two different dare’s for Ashley that she turned down, the first was for her to shave her head. The second dare was for her to shave her eyebrows. Nick and Josh from the morning show thought of a third option because they knew she probably wasn’t going to do the first two dares. The third option was to wear Ross’ underwear after he did exercises over her head for the remainder of the show. Here’s the photo…

Ashley Sticks Her Finger in Ross’ Belly Button…

Ashley Sticks Her Finger in Ross’ Belly Button…

We had a discussion all about the innies and outies of belly buttons. In the talk, we learned that our intern Ashley is scared and grossed out by them. Nick threw out the offer of $100 to anyone who would stick their finger in Ross’s belly button, and smell it. He thought no one would take up such a crazy bet… Well, Ashley called his bluff, and walked away with a c-note in her pocket.