The marriage of Chad Johnson (Ochocinco) lasted only a few weeks, all thanks to a domestic violence charge. Yesterday he stood in court, facing some charges of missing probation meetings, prepared to take a plea deal involving community service and probation. That was, until he showed his thanks to his lawyer by giving him a slap on the behind in court. The (oddly) hottish judge did not take to kindly to that. She took the jest, which had everyone else in the courtroom laughing, as a slight. She threw out his plea deal and sentenced him to 30-days in jail.