Top 5 Live Bands: 
1. Deftones
2. Sevendust
3. Queens of the Stone Age
4. Red Hot Chili Peppers
5. Stone Temple Pilots

Favorite Beverage (alcoholic/non-alcoholic):
Jack & Coke/Coke

If I had to get a real job, it would be:
NBA GM

Do you have any pets? If so, what?
Some birds built a nest on my A/C. I call the mother, Joseph.

What about pet peeves?
Gratuitous amounts of lettuce or mayo on a sandwhich. Open-toed shoes. Male nudity.

What celebrity deserves a punch in the mouth and why? 
Jim Carrey or Dave Chapelle. What have you done for me lately?

When you die, what would you like printed on your headstone?
It's my Wood in a box!

Name your Top 10 Favorite Movies of All Time: 
Random order -

1. Terminator
2. Conan the Barbarian
3. Fight Club
4. The Godfather
5. Coming to America
6. Se7en
7. Predator
8. Twins
9. White Men Can't Jump
10. Point Break

Where would you most likely be found on a Saturday night?
Trying to put babies in ladies.

How about Sunday morning?
Alone.