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Brother Kills Brother, Gets Mug Shot
Two brothers in Mounds View, started fighting Tuesday night. Whatever happened, it didn't go well. Jay Herbert ended up killing his brother Mike. Other than the dead body, Jay's crime also caused this great mug shot.
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I Nail in My Brain?
Last week Daunte Autullo was working on his suburban Chicago home when his air-nailer misfired ricocheting a nail past his head... or so he thought. When he started feeling dizzy and nauseated the next day, he went to the doctor. What they found was that the nail that came out his gun embedded itself in his brain. At first doctors thought it was a prank. The nail was removed successfully and Daunte is doing fine.
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Weasel, Josh, and Nick's Goats
Last year, right before the holiday break, James Rocchi got the guys a present. He bought three goats through an aid foundation to give to three African families to raise and use for food and milk. So here they are. They look tasty.
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Ebay Babe and Bike
Some English guy named Paul put his used BMX bike up on Ebay. Little did he know that his girlfriend was in the background of the photo bending over in a VERY short skirt. The bike sold for $50.
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Dildo Thrown on Ice for Hat Trick
A few years ago, I got to knock something off my sports bucket list. I saw a hat trick and was sitting close enough to throw my hat on the ice. I never thought about what I would have done if I hadn't have been wearing a hat. I never thought of using this instead.
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Cop Tenderizes Guys Face for Groping Him
As police tried to restrain a shoplifter, the shoplifter thought that he had only on chance to get away. He thought if he grabbed the cops crotch and didn't let go, he would incapacitate the cop enough to get away. What he failed to think of is that the cop still had use of his fists. After the cop clubbed the guy in the face a few times they hauled him off to jail.
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Cop Up a Pole
Officer Jerry, is your car up a pole again?
I miss you Jessica!!
Jerry, are you crying?
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Car Thongs
Truck Nuts officially has some competition. I can't imagine they would stay very clean during the winter here.
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Model Meets a HUGE Fan
Model and blogger Lauren Scruggs is responsive after walking into a propeller. She sustained serious injuries, including losing her left hand. Ouch.
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Tattoo Revenge
Tattoo artist, Ryan L. Fitzjerald was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed this awesomeness. Rossie had been cheating on Ryan with one of his oldest friends, but rather than confront her, he did this.
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Sandusky Linebacker Video
Back in the 90's, the Penn State football program (uh-oh) made a series of videos teaching young players (uh-oh) to be better at football. Coaches from the team got involved (uh-oh) and in a video entitled "Joe Paterno: Linebackers," then Penn State linebackers coach Jerry Sandusky (uh-oh) showed kids how to get in the right position (uh-oh) for a play as is shown in the photo (uh-oh.)
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Fighin/Effin Cousins
A Tennessee woman who said she wanted a relationship--and did not want to be just “a booty call”--allegedly stabbed a male suitor Tuesday night after he became irate when she put the brakes on his attempts to “touch her suggestively.”
………Oh, did I mention the two are first cousins?
Erica Wilson, 21, told a sheriff’s deputy that she and her cousin, Jesse Brooks, 32, had “gotten into an argument about the status” of their relationship. It was during the argument that Brooks “began to touch her suggestively and stated that ‘he wanted her.’” In response, Wilson told her cousin that she “wanted a relationship and did not want to be 'A Booty Call anymore.”
The latter comment allegedly infuriated Brooks, who began cursing at Wilson, and then allegedly knocked her to the kitchen floor with a flurry of punches. Fighting back, Wilson grabbed a pair of scissors and slashed away at her cousin’s face, neck, arms, and back.
An investigator noted that Wilson and Brooks, who smelled of booze, admitted to consuming significant amounts of Everclear grain alcohol. Since a “primary aggressor” could not be determined, both cousins were arrested.
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Eva Longoria's Ass... That is All...
Just enjoy. I really have nothing I could put here to make you want to click on these photos any more or any less. Just make sure your WOBOG (wife or boss or girlfriend) isn't around. You like that? WOBOG? I just made that up.
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Good Ol' Tumor Face
Well, at least it doesn't look like Jesus. At Queen's University in Kingston, Ontario, Canada, doctors conducted an ultrasound on a 45-year-old man whose name wasn't released, because of a large tumor in his testicles. And when they looked at the ultrasound, the doctors, staff, and the man were all shocked to see a face on the tumor. The ball has been since removed.
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Tree Huggers Have Moved to Tree Effin'
You ever see a tree give birth to a person? Now you have... kinda. Screams for help lured police down to a creek bed, where they found an unidentified man VERY stuck in... what can best be describes as the vag of a tree. It took firefighters 90 minutes to free the guy. The reason he got in the tree in the first place is still unknown.
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Woman Ages 30 Years in Days
For those of you who want the look of an older woman while not having to worry about her keeling over at any minute, this is your girl. 26-year-old Nguyen Thi Phuong from Vietnam as come down with an extremely rare condition that caused her to go from young and hot to old and wrinkly in just a few days.
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Purdue/Minnesota - Clash of the Titans
Saturday's showdown between the Gophers and the Purdue Boilermakers made for a tough job in the Comcast program description department. How do you describe this game and make it sound interesting? Seriously, how do you do it? This guy has no idea.
Can the Gophers break their oh-fer streak on third down? Will Purdue continue their punting dominance?
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EyeGore (VERY GROSS)
If you just had breakfast... don't click on this for at least 4 hours. And for those of you that think that what you see is the bull's horn? It's not sharp enough. It's his eye.
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This Dude LOVES the Cougars
Usually, I love me a sexy older woman. The key words there are "sexy" and "old-ER." This 54-year old-guy is a little more flexible when it comes to those stipulations. He was caught nailing this 71-year-old in a Buick by a cop. When the officer opened the door to the car and asked them what they were doing, the guy said back, "I'm (effin) this chick!" That, he was.
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Funny Mug Shot of the Day
This Oregon sex-offending woman was arrested last week for failing to register with officials. After she was hauled in, they took this very lovely... breathtaking.....photo...Oh. screw it. Check out her MASSIVE mustache!!
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Holy Tattoo Mugshot Batman
36-year-old Michael Campbell of Springfield, Missouri is a sex offender who's been arrested repeatedly since 1995. And as his mugshots show, since 2003 he's gotten a TON of tattoos on his FACE.
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2-Faced Cat Breaks World Record...
... By living longer than any other 2-faced cat ever. "They" are named Frankie and Louie. Most cats that are born with two faces die within hours of being born. Frankie and Louie have lived 12 years now. They have a combined two mouths, two noses, and a total of three eyes, the middle of which does not work. They cat has two faces, but it is one cat, with one brain. The owner just thought he'd get cute with the two names.
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Teens Arrested for Stealing Case of Beer
These three 19-year-olds were all arrested after attempting to steal a case of Tecante beer from a liquor store in Covina, CA. Their getaway went awry as one got caught before getting to the car, the driver drove into a curb, and the third tried to flee by running through a car wash. All of that was pointless though, as one of the guys left his ID in the store. You can't make this stuff up folks. And one of the guys definitely wanted to make his first mug shot a memorable one.
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Horn Implants Remove Birthmark
When George Ashman was born, he had a very large birthmark in the middle of his forehead. Doctors had no idea how to get rid of it, but then they thought outside the box. They implanted two inflatable bangs under the skin of his forehead to stretch the skin apart enough to allow the birthmark to be removed.
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Scarlett Johansson Naked!
The luscious actress's cell phone was hacked and jackpot! There were nude photos on that thing. Now they are everywhere online... including right here. We obviously had to censor them for our site, but if you poke around a little you can find them.
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Awkward Boob Grab Caught on Camera
A speed camera caught a driver getting a little frisky with his female passenger. The driver, Deng Jialin *claims* that the photo was doctored and is threatening to sue. Why would he take this so far? Because the female in the photo is not his wife, but instead a local university student (word.) Anything to keep your wife from getting mad... no matter how dumb it sounds.
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Miracle X-Ray
Earlier this month, 86-year-old Leroy Luetscher of was working in the yard. He was using a small pair of gardening shears to prune some bushes, and he dropped them. They landed on the ground, handles pointing up. Then, while reaching down for them, he fell face first onto them forcing the handle through his eye socket. He can still see and is doing just fine.
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What Team Should You Root For?
Not from around here? Already given up on the purple? Use this handy-dandy flowchart to see which NFL team is the best one for you to root for.
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Torii Hunter Locked in Oxygen Chamber, Tweets
Former Twins center fielder and current "Los Angeles Angel of Anaheim and the Greater Orange County Area" needed a little rehab time in his favorite oxygen chamber. Once in the chamber, everyone seemed to have forgotten about him. Luckily, Torii had his phone and Tweeted about his plight until, more than an hour later, he was finally discovered, but not before having to pee in a Gatorade bottle.
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Indy Driver Not Happy... Not Happy at All
No word on why this particular driver is so upset at the race officials. But he's just happy everyone knows about it now. Sometimes you just have to give them the double-finger...
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Vampire Bats!!
A 19-year-old migrant worker died of rabies from the bite of a.... (DUM DUM DUM!!!) VAMPIRE BAT! It's the first death in US history from the bat. Take a look at this line-up and if you see one of them, or a suave count with a Eastern European accent, call the authorities immediately.
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Indians Baseball: It'll Leave You in Stitches
During the 8th inning of the Red Sox-Indians game Monday, Cabrera whacked a ball down the right field line and bounced back into play. The ball bounced back with so much velocity the umpires and announcers thought it hit the wall. Cabrera and the Indians said that the ball had gone out of the park and bounced back.The umpires decided to review the hit on instant replay. Turns out all the evidence they needed was a look at the above fan’s knee because the ball left seam marks.
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Hot Bikini Chick Banned from Walmart
On a 90-degree day in Eugene, Oregon Sandy McMillin needed to make a run to the store. So she threw on a turquoise bikini and a pair of shorts and headed to Walmart. Upon entering the store she was quickly approached by security and asked to leave... I can't imagine why.
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Arson Mug Shot = Dave Chapelle?
The suspect in the arson fire that damaged a home once owned by Gov. Mark Dayton was charged on July 2nd. Some think his mugshot looks like Dave Chapelle. What do you think?
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One Bad-Ass Banana
I know that sometimes when I eat a banana, it doesn't always agree with me. I know if I ate this one, not only would it not really agree with me, this one might kick my ass... from the INSIDE!
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Man Kills Mom Over Avril Lavigne
The only thing worse than being 39 and living with your mom is being 39, living with your mom, and being a HUGE Avril Lavigne fan. Robert Lyons really wanted to see his favorite Canadian Pop-Punk star but just didn't have the coin to do it. So he did the next logical thing and asked his mom to buy him tickets. When she refused, he did again, the most logical thing. He clubbed her with a cognac bottle, stabbed her repeatedly, poured a bunch of household chemicals over her body, and went to Hooters for some hot wings. He was just sentenced to 40 years in prison.
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Taylor Hall's Scarred Up Face
Wednesday, we showed you video of Edmonton Oilers Forward Taylor Hall being stepped on by a teammate's skate during warm-ups. Yesterday, he tweeted his thanks to the Blue Jackets medical staff along with a photo of the damage... and boy howdy, was it gruesome. If chicks really dig scars, this guy will be neck deep in ass until Christmas.
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Ultimate X-Girl Laura IN-STUDIO 1/12
A new year is here, and with that comes a brand new Ultimate X-Girl Calendar. The newest Ultimate X-Girl stopped in studio to show her... I mean it off. You can pick up your own autographed edition at one of our many calendar parties.
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Hockey Broadcast Show's Lady's 5-Hole
During Saturday night's Coyotes/Islanders game, Fox Sports Arizona went down between the benches to talk to analyst Tyson Nash (fake name) and got an extra treat. Behind him, there was a lovely, cougary lady wearing Uggs, a short skirt, and possibly no panties. SCORE!!!
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Brazillian Two-Headed Baby
For the second time this year, a baby with two heads has been born in in Brazil. The twin boys, names Jesus and Emanuel are healthy while sharing a majority of their organs, including their heart. If you are thinking for any reason that they don't stand a chance of surviving long, I give you the Minnesota-born and still local, Hensel Twins.
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Philly Fans Love De-Feet
On Sunday, some Eagles fans thought they would try to get into Jets coach Rex Ryan's head. They took the story from a few months ago about Rex and his foot fetish and ran with it.
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Pre-Newlywed Game!!
CONGRATULATIONS TO CHAD AND VIKKI!! They proved that they knew the best about each other and won themselves a $5000 Tacori diamond ring from Arthur's Jewelers. Congratulations, and if Jeff was out there listening, I have a girlfriend who would like to meet you ASAP.
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Ra-Ra-Ra's Wiffle Batted Belly
Today Ra-Ra-Reading with Ra-Ra-Ra took a turn for the just plain old mean, after a new stipulation. If Ross failed to get through 15 words, Nick got to smack his belly with the Wiffle Ball bat. Red marks and some crying may have ensued.
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Dirty Weather Map
The weekend snowfall may have had some extra effect on most of the country. Apparently Eastern Ontario and Western Quebec was in danger of being hit with a big douse of the white stuff. Thanks to New Mexico and Arizona for cupping the snowballs, and I think Wyoming should see a doctor about that thing. It's not natural.
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Coldest 93X Sticker Ever
93X listener Stephen Lunak (for some reason) works down in Antarctica. He saw this people mover and knew he had to show it to us. Why? I think you can see why. If we have a weirdest place to ever see a 93X bumper sticker contest, Stephen, you win.
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Laura - Ultimate X-Girl
Friday night, at First Ave, we crowned our new Ultimate X-Girl. Laura will be joining us at various station events and making you all feel lonely. Enjoy.
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Dat (Really Unproportionate) Azz!
This transgendered woman was arrested for practicing medicine without a license after she was investigated for giving illegal butt enhancement injections using... are you ready for this? Cement, super glue, mineral oil, and “Fix-a-Flat” tire sealant. She's the MacGyver of plastic surgery, and by looking at her mug shot you can tell she most definitely has been using her own product.
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Bug Eyed Mugshot
Winter Haven, FL -- A Winter Haven woman was arrested Thursday morning after she boarded a school bus full of students, caused a scene and hit the driver.
According to police, around 6:05 a.m., 37-year-old Marsia Emanuel flagged down the bus on Renton Manor for an unknown reason. The driver, recognizing her as a parent of a student who rides the bus, stopped and opened the door to talk to her.
The driver told police she then got on the bus, and when the driver told her she wasn't allowed on the bus while there were students on board, she starting yelling at the driver in a foreign language while hitting her on the shoulder and arm.
When officers arrived at the scene, they were able to track Emanuel down at her home where she was uncooperative, ranting and yelling, and at one point pulled her underpants down.
Emanuel, of 7001 Brenton Manor Lane NE, was arrested and taken to the Polk County Jail on charges of Burglary to a Occupied Conveyance, Battery on School Personnel, School Disruption and Incident Exposure in Public.
A 15-year-old was also arrested for causing a disturbance on the bus and being uncooperative while officers were trying to investigate the incident.
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Ghost Porn
Nope... That ain't ecto-plasm. Dianne Carlisle's granddaughter snapped this photo was her cell phone apparently catching two ghosts doing it in the other room.
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Halloween Mug Shots
These two guy got nipped over the weekend. Both of them look very similar to a zombie... One looks clearly like a zombie on purpose... the other by accident.
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Texas About to Be Missing Dozens of Freeway Signs
Texas is starting work on a new interstate and I wonder if they can rename it. I don't think they put enough in the budget to compensate for all the stolen signs that are sure to happen. Let's see if you can guess why.
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Most Dangerous Intersections in Minnesota
The Minnesota Department of Public Safety released a report on the dangerous intersections in the state. They ranked them all using different variables. So stay away from these crappy roads.
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AJ Hawk Gives the Finger
After a big sack by the Packers's AJ Hawk he looked right at his own bench and threw up his... 'angry bird?' Best part is that it was caught clearly on camera. Luckily Joe Buck wasn't there to be disgusted.
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Kevin Love's Shoe Review
Even though the NBA is locked out, it doesn't mean that players can't peddle their wears to us. Our very own K-Love and Chinese sportswear maker 361 Degrees have released the Kevin Love version of their shoe. The color scheme reminds me very fondly of the 1990 Wolves. I want some.
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Father/Son Mugshots
Saturday the Kandiyohi County Sheriff received a call from a man who said he had shot and killed a man in his home after an argument. Both the shooter, Delbert Huber and his son Tim were arrested, and Delbert's mugshot is simply magical.
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That Play Scared the Piss Out of Him
In the closing seconds of Sunday's game between the Eagles and the 49ers, TV cameras caught Niners linebacker Blake Costanzo, who had OBVIOUSLY peed his pants, showing it off to the world. I'm trying to think of a good diaper joke here. Should I use one? Depends I guess...
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PooBike
This mototrike from Toto runs on, what is sure to be, the future of energy. It runs on your own poo. There is no way you could mistake that, due to the BUILT-IN TOILET! The bike will make a tour or Japan starting tomorrow to educate people on the green (and brown) initiatives the company is spearheading.
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93X Fan Photos from Iraq
93X listener Brandon Larson is currently flying medevac Blackhawks in Iraq. He is an avid listener who asked for some t-shirts and other cool crap for his army buddies in the sandbox. He sent us some photos of how he represented 93X over there. Get home safe Brandon.
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Nipple Dress
What the hell is wrong with fashion designers today? This dress by designer Rachel Freire it made completely out of cow nipples. The dress uses 3,000 tanned udder squirters from cows and yaks. And even though the dress will not be sold or even used in fashion shows, She plans on making more.
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Uniboob: The Wave of the Future
40-year-old Dinora Rodriguez went in for a simple boob job. She came out with an eye tuck that leaves her unable to close her eyes, laser eye correction (neither of which she went in for,) and one... that's right, ONE BOOB. She said she will make sure to check her doctor's credentials in the future. That's right folks, she went to a guy who just said he was a doctor, and she never even checked.
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Why Guys Don't Write Advice Columns
A lot of people will argue about the genuineness of this article. I'm leaning toward the side that is fake... The problem has got to be lack of compression due to a bad gasket.
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Photo Proves Nicolas Cage is a Vampire
If you are looking to throw away $1 millions and you are a huge fan of Nicolas Cage, have I got the Ebay listing for you! A photo of a man from Tennessee, taken around the time of the Civil War, looks WAY too much like the "Con Air" star to be a coincidence. Someone call Van Helsing quick!
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Grumpy Grandma Mugshot
A 78-year-old lady was arrested for stealing $2.14 in cookies from Wal*Mart. Her getaway driver? The shuttle service that brought her from the nursing home to the store. Wal*Mart employees said that previous shoplifting problems were resolved by the return of the merchandise. This lady wasn't having any of that.
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The Scariest Mugshot You Will Ever See
This freak and two other (presumably normal looking) men are facing murder and kidnapping charges in connection with the deaths of three men, one of whom was expected to testify against one the accused killers in the trial. I think he's going to get off... After all, he did sell his soul to himself.
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Ryan Braun's Inside-the-Park Homerun Fail
Wednesday Night, Milwaukee Brewers outfielder Ryan Braun had the chance of a lifetime; Hitting an inside-the-park home run in front of Reggie Miller. As he rounded third base something terrible..ly funny happened. He tripped, face planted, and was tagged out to the sound of thousands of people laughing. And according to this photo, his teammates are not letting him forget it.
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Twins Fan Planking on Twins Dugout
The Twins games are definitely getting to be a little too much to handle for some people. Josh Winfield of Minneapolis shared this photo of his friend 'entertaining' the crowd during a low point in the game. However at this point, the entire game is a low point. And yes, he was escorted out of the building shortly after this.
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Kluwe's Take on NFL Fines
If you've ever seen the legendary episode of South Park where the Underpants Gnomes run amok stealing underpants then you will get this comparison from our favorite punter to how the NFL views fining its players.
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Fat Woman is Dedicated to Getting Fatter
This woman is hell-bent on becoming the fattest woman in history. She currently tips the scales at 52 stone (728 lbs.) She plows over 20,000 calories into her gullet everyday. She is aiming for 115 stone (1610 lbs) by the time she's 40. And guys, I'm pretty sure she's single. She ate her last boyfriend.
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Won't You Be My Neighbor?
Not since the war of Homer Simpson vs H.W. Bush have we seen neighbors being not so neighborly. This neighbor feud is just starting to picking up... and it definitely has potential.
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Jim Thome is Powdered Toast Man
A listener alerted Nick to the odd resemblance between Twins DH Jim Thome and Ren and Stimpy superhero Powdered Toast Man. I have to say, the similarities are remarkable. Feel free to go ahead and investigate this further.
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Finally, a Team Has the Right Idea
There was a time when the wave was new and innovative. I always wondered who was the very first guy to start the wave... how incredible that feeling has got to be. I always wanted to meet him and shake his hand. Now I want to meet him and punch him in the face. The Texas Rangers have taken a more proactive (and less violent) approach to stopping the wave. Every team needs to do this.
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Oh No, Don't Help. I'm Fine
This poor guy got his ass whipped by a gang. Then they threw his phone down the sewer. So the next logical step? Go down the sewer to get it... and get stuck. Luckily when police arrived they didn't do anything embarrassing, like take pictures. So that's good.
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