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DELICIOUSLY IRONIC T SHIRT
Either this guy is some kind of modern day Nostradamus and knew he would roll his car, or he is a duechebag who still thinks that Napolean Dynamite T shirts are cool. I'm gonna go on the record with the latter.  get more

MOTHER OF THE YEAR # 1
With Mother's Day coming up this weekend (no mom I'm still not getting you anything) let's take time to honor our first Mother of the Year nominee. This incredibly attractive(?) Wisconsin woman shot her daughter in the thigh with a bb gun...all to win one dollars! get more

SEXY TEACHER BIKINI PIX
This HOT HOT HOT teacher was canned...(get it? canned?)..for her second job, wearing VERY little and posing in her sexy sexy bikini. Check her out and get to to teach at my school. I would ALWAYS pay attention! get more

GETTIN SMART WITH ELECTRICAL TAPE
I would like to thank the incredibly spicey Amy Smart for sporting a look that should be sweeping the nation. Electic-taped nipples...Amy Smart I salute you! get more

WOMAN HAS BELLY REMOVED
Now she is from Russia so it is possible that this belly was caused by Chernobyl, more likely caused by downing Hostess Cupcakes by the truckload. This woman has her 125-pound belly surgically removed...really? Why???

BOBBLEHEAD AND ACTION FINGER
I bet that this pitcher throws a hell of a screw (you) ball. This bobblehead figure might be sharing his feelings about being asoociated with the Pittsburgh Pirate organization. get more

93X GAME SHOW NIGHT
Are you smarter than an exotic dancer? get more

ROSS OF LOVE
Our drooling heavy-breathing donkey of an intern Ross scored big time in his Ross of Love date with the incredibly saucy Tanya. get more

WHAT YOU LOOKING AT
It could be perfectly innocent. Or if you have an absolutely filthy mind, like me, and I know that you do. You might be able to make out a naked broad in the reflection of Vice President Dick Cheney's sun glasses.

WET TO GET WILD!
It's confirmed this is most definately the state of hockey. Now if only our MN Wild can match the enthusiasm these girls showed to win tickets....Stanley Cup baby!!! get more

VIKINGS CHEERLEADERS
Come watch the final tryout for the 2008-2009 Minnesota Viking Cheerleader Squad Tuesday April 29th at the Mall of America Rotunda. That is unless you are morally opposed to watching young beautiful women in swimsuits dancing and glistening for hours on end. And if you are, you're off my bowling team. get more

JOSH'S AIR GUITARS
The 1963 Fiesta Red Stratocastor,1975 Black Telecaster, his 1971 Mustang that he stole from Vicki Peterson during the 1983 Bangles/Go Go's concert. Josh indeed has a fine collection of air-guitars. And they can be yours if The Price is Right. Remember help control the Josh population...have Josh spayed or nuetered. get more

PICNIC TABLE LOVER
Ok before we condem this man you should have seen what the picnic table was wearing. It was asking for it! I just hope that during the love making he didn't spill the potato salad. I love me some potato salad. get more

MOTLEY CRUE THEATRE OF PAIN
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DUFFMAN AND THE KING
Oh what fun, Duffman came by for a visit. Strap-On still doesn't get. A rap battle ensued and a good time was had by all...with just a few casualties. get more

INTERN KING
Check out all the male on male ass grabing your curious nature can handle. Hail King Serbs! get more

SWARM GIRLS
Come watch the Swarm girls in action tonight as they retire the jersey of KARE-11's clown-ass Eric Perkins. get more

CHEERLEADERS BEHAVING BADLY
The Sacramento Kings cheerleaders raised and the Orange County cheerleaders went all-in...your move Wolves and Vikings girls. get more

EASTON GIRLS!!!
I've run out of adjectives so I'm gonna string a few togther to describe Liz and Laura. Hot...Smoking HOT! Ridiculously ummmm HOT!!!! They will be at the Easton Hockey booth in the River Centre with our incredibly ugly donkey faced Nick from 3-5 Saturday. get more

BABY GOT BACK!!!
Sir Mix-A-Lot you sir speak the truth 36-24-36 only if she's 5'3". Check out these photos of a very curvy Kim Kardashian falling out of her bikini! Let's hear it for the women with curves who do!!! get more

RYAN PACYGA I FIND YOU IN CONTEMPT!
How can a man(?) wear a shirt like this and have a smokestack wife is beyond me! get more

KING'S CHEERLEADERS GONE WILD!!!
We all love the Minnesota Timberwolves Dance Team. If they want to reclaim the #1 spot in our hearts they should take lessons from the Sacramento Kings girls! get more

TATTOO IMPLANTS
Tattoo artist Lane Jensen takes his tattoo to a whole new level. He had actual breast implants under his skin to give his tattooed cowgirl actual tattas! get more

VALENTINE'S DAY DATING GAME
Our boy Strap-On will never ever be this lucky again! He had three beautiful girls battling it out to take him out to dinner and to Linkin Park. get more

XANADU!!!
One of the all time spicey pickles Oliva Newton John! Forget that she made two of the worst movies...OF ALL TIME in Grease (save your emails ladies and effeminite males that movie SUCKED!) and of course Xanadu. But just look at her lady parts shake! get more

WORLD'S WACKIEST DATING SHOW
Yu Zhenhuan, the world's hariest man, is single again and on the prowl! Ladies how can you pass up a chance to pin this guy down? Well this has inspired me to create the world's wackiest dating show...check out the contestants. get more

SCHIEKS GIRLS!
The nicely rounded apple-shaped hiney girls of Schieks stopped by to torment Josh the day before his wedding and let him know what he is missing out on..well so far as his wife knows. get more

JAN 11, 2008-CAGED HEAT
Is there anything saucier than two chicks beatin on eachother inside the steel cage? Well maybe if they share a therapudic bubble bath afterwards. See the carnage unfold at The Myth tonight! get more

BEVERLY D'ANGELO
Let the great debate begin!!! Who is the ultimate cougar? Contestant # 1 Beverly D'Angelo get more

HALF ASSED MORNING SHOW GIFT EXCHANGE
Check out the photos from the 93X Half Assed Morning Show Gift Exchange! get more

SANTA STRAP-ON
Santa Strap-On get more

PRE-NEWLYWED CONTEST
7 count 'em 7 couples joined us for the pre-newlywed game! Why would anybody get married? Some kind of vitamin deficiency...awaiting results of paternity test??? Winner gets a $5000 ring...and a constant headache for the REST OF THEIR LIVES!!!!! get more

ULTIMATE HAIR TASTE TEST PHOTOS!
CLICK HERE! To See Strap-On Eating Hair. get more

BOOB, BUNS, CHICKEN AND WAFFLES!
Kid Rock fans came in to flaunt their "assets" oh and their "boob-ests" as well get more

STRAP-ON BEING SWUNG AROUND BY WRESTLERS
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93X HALF ASSED MORNING SHOW LIVE BROADCAST

93X Half Assed Morning Show Live Broadcast From The Target Center! Check Out the Photos Here!
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AUGUST 27, 2007-BLOOD DRINKING LOVER
Gentlemen, and curious ladies...it's 1:45 in the morning and you've been throwing down 2 for 1 long island iced teas when this woman steps up, wants to: 1. take you home for drinks/sexy time. 2. tie you up. 3. stab you and drink your blood. Are you gonna say no to this? Last question does this psycho broad look just like Paulie Shore or what APB on Paulie Shore...buuuudddddyyyy! get more

Guitar Hero Competition
Andy Mac from Game Informer magazine and Chris Kluwe from the Minnesota Vikings in the 93X studios to play Guitar Hero 2. get more

SCHIEKS GIRLS
Oh how I would love to huddle up with these girls. Join them at the 93X tailgate party, or catch the game at Schieks where the entertainment is much better than any silly football game. get more

SEPTEMBER 24, 2007-THE GOLDEN...BOY?
I as a boxing fan would like to believe that if you had told Oscar De La Hoya that he fights like a girl he would knock your freakin skull in. Now unfortunately there is no Channukah Harry, The Easter Bunny has Rabies and OSCAR DE LA HOYA ENJOYS DRESSING UP LIKE THE DAMNED TOOTH FAIRY!!! Well at least some of these photos include a hot chick, I'll leave it up to you and your therapist to decide which one. get more


TOE LICKER
Give me your keys, your phone and your platform pumps cause baby I'm gonna lick them toes! Carlton Davis has some kind of serious foot fetish, really his mugshot makes him look so normal who'da thunk? get more

IT AIN'T EASY BEIN CHEEZY!
Especially while high on the Meth. Cheetos might be the only cheesy salted snack that could inspire me to beat the hell out of anybody. get more

AUGUST 22, 2007-MENAGERIE RUGBY CLUB GIRLS
I wouldn't mind being caught underneath a hog pile with the ladies of The Menagerie Rugby Club. Their season gets started September 8. get more

COP'S HOOKER WIFE
Honey I'm going my job as a poice deputy...you uh just stay here and say not prostitute yourself while I'm gone. What!!! You've been doing what???? Ok not for nothing but if this lady is getting $250 an hour for sex my hooker is giving me a hell of a discount. get more
AUGUST 17 - HOOTERS BIKINI CAR WASH
Gettin' wet for a good cause!
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AUGUST 14, 2007-PARIS IMPLANTS?
America's most untalented overrated spoiled rich girl has a little somethin going on up top. And maybe puffin on the giggle weed? get more

AUGUST 13, 2007-TIMBERWOLVES DANCE TEAM
The girls from the Timberwolves Dance Team...the most talent we will have on the hardwood all season...oh wait. we still have that Kevin Garn...what??? What do you mean we traded him!!! Ah hell no we suck again! If you have good moves and your own Pom Poms??? You can tryout to join the Dance Team Monday Aug, 20 at The Target Center. get more

HOOTERS GIRLS
We just can't wait until our Charity Car Wash Fiday August 17th at Hooters in Burnsville. Here are some photos of scantily clad Hooters girls! get more

AUGUST 7, 2007-SPICE GIRLS BIKINI SHOT
In mucho anticipation of their reunion tour here's a couple photos of Ginger and Scary Spice in bikinis. Now if only these photos were from 1998 when the Spice Girls were relevant and time hadn't ravaged their looks and cottage cheesed their thighs we'd have something to look at. get more

AUGUST 3, 2007-WES BORLAND
Man this guy is so refreshing compared to his former band mate and total clown ass Fred Durst. Spedo wearing frontman Wes Borland's new band is Black Light Burnscatch them tonight at The Rock. Hear their new kick ass single "Lie" exclusively on 93X