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Josh and Nick's Mustache-Off
We will be taking photos of Nick and Josh's facial hairs every day for the next month to show you the growth of their herpes cushions. Hopefully we can put together a cool time-lapse video of the whole ordeal up until September 1st's Weird Al concert at the State Fair.
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Listeners Mustache Gallery
Nick and Josh are finally sporting their Tom Sellecks and they are asking for your support. If you email us your mustache photos, we will add them to this gallery. Keep the photos family friendly and be sure to sport your favorite Twins gear. We might even pick the best one in September and give you a cool prize…but probably not.
Email Us Your Mustaches!
Nick and Josh are finally sporting their Tom Sellecks and they are asking for your support. Email us photos of your mustaches and we will compile them into a gallery of support for the ‘stache. Keep the photos family friendly and be sure to sport your favorite Twins gear. We might even pick the best one in September and give you a cool prize…but probably not.
Be a Facebook Friend of the Mustache!
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Well, Josh and Nick have started their quest for awesome facial hair and one listener directed us to this page. You may not be able to be friends with Carl Pavano, but you can get cozy with something even better; his crotch broom. Although its credibility is already in question...the 'stache's only other interest? 93X Radio.
Awesome Soccer Goal Celebration
If only the No Fun League would allow a little creativity in celebrations we could end up with classics like this. The best part of the video is that these guys KNOW they are complete dorks and don't care one bit. They scored in a game where matches end 0-0 and they are going to have some fun.
Madden 11 Super Bowl Video
This year edition Madden football goes over the top. After you win the big game it takes over two minutes to take you through the celebration. It takes you from Roger Goodell presenting the Vince Lombardi Trophy, to the victory parade, to President Obama hosting the team at the White House. But this video is completely unrealistic. I mean, come on...the Lions?
Tuesday Top Ten
Things You Have Seen That You Wish You had Videotaped
We all have things that we have seen that we know no one would ever believe. If only we had a video camera at that perfect moment, there would be no denying the awesome experience. He's your chance to share those things with others with no questions asked. So here are your top ten things you have seen that you wish you had a video camera for. Feel free to add your own in the comments at the end.
Vote Basil Marceaux in November!
This man is my new hero. Who says you have to speak eloquently, coherently, or let alone make any sense at all to be Tennessee's governor? If, by some miracle, he wins, I can't wait until his first State of the State address. It will be magical.
Juan Samuel and Ty Wigginton Ejected for Awesomeness
In last night's Twins game J.J. Hardy got picked off, but thanks to a neat little attempt at getting around the tag, was called safe. Ty Wigginton explodes and gets tossed, and when Hardy comes around to score later, Oriole's manager Juan Samuel takes on the home plate umpire and gives us the performance of a lifetime.
Colossal Comic-Con Cleavage Collection
You might think that nerdy things like Comic-Con is something you would never want to attend. You have no idea how many complete hotties are into nerdy things. But the only problem with hot nerds is that they are smart enough to know they are way out of your league.
The World's Most Shocking Beer
A Scottish company has brewed only 12 bottles of a 110 proof beer, called "The End of History." Each of the bottles sold for $765. Let me say that again....$765! It's not the alcohol content or the price that makes it unbelievable. Its that each bottle is wrapped in road kill. Drink up!
Funny Jewelry Billboard
This jewelry store might cause a couple accidents with all the double takes this sign causes. It's her ring finger people! It's like I'm in 2nd grade all over again.
Lady Attacks Iowa News Crew
This news crew was looking to find three young men who were accused of spraying graffiti on a local baseball field. When the news crew went to the home of one of the accused boys, everything went to Hell. His mom pushed the news crew and the teen through eggs at them. It's dangerous to live in Cedar Rapids.
Burnsville Mugshot
This Burnsville School janitor was busted for taking photos of young girls and has been charged with invasion of privacy and possession of pornographic materiel involving a minor. And a work to the accused...shave it off or get a rug.
Zoo Idiot Jumps in Lion Pen
This guy just wanted to pet the kitty and the kitty just wanted to pet the guy back...with his teeth and claws. Next time, just go to the animal shelter. Those cats are a little more manageable and eat less of you.
Carl Crawford Gets Hit in the Helmet, the Purple Helmet
Tampa Bay outfielder Carl Crawford has never worn a cup in his career. Maybe after Monday's game he will change his mind. He is out now with a testicular contusion after catching a pick-off move right in the beanbag.
Pavano Punches Delmon's Butt
After Delmon's big day on Sunday the 'Stacheman was there to give him an old pat on the back...of his junk...with his fist. I understand the usual butt slap, no matter how strange it seems, but this is strange. He's got the porn star mustache, and now that has blossomed to a kinky porn career.
Greatest Wedding Dress Ever
Wow...sign me up for some nuptials with her stat! Wonder how a complete dumb-ass like him got a hottie like that. I'll tell ya, massive...MASSIVE wallet.
Parachuting Donkey
Beachgoers in Russia were mystified by the sight they saw last week...well, maybe not mystified. This is Russia. They see stuff like this everyday, right?
Jayden Cole In-Studio 7/16
It's Sheik's anniversary, and we know what that means...a porn star in-studio. A few years ago, it was Stormy Daniels, then Carmen Hart, last year it was Jessica Drake, and today we welcomeed Jayden Cole into the building to make Ross sweat profusely, and make us all question our relationship statuses.
Miss Car Craft In-Studio 7/15
They very sexy Miss Car Craft, AKA Chrissy Wood, stopped live in-studio and used her...umm...powers of persuasion to get us all to come see her as well as over 6000 equally amazing cars this weekend at the State Fairgrounds.
Viking Cheerleaders In-Studio 7/15
The best reason to go to a Vikings game, other than Number 4 obviously, stopped in-studio to get you all excited for another season of disappointment...I mean success and show off their brand new swimsuit calendar.
Horned Guy Mugshot
As bad as your day might seem, remember two things: tomorrow is Friday and you are not Jesse Thornhill. He was arrested yesterday for trying to run over his landlord in a car. One thing he has going for him is that if he is assaulted in jail he can just use those awesome horns to fend off his attackers.
Randy's First Pitch
Town ball teams will do nearly anything to get people to come out and see their games. Hell last season Waconia had Ross do their PA announcing. But this year, the Brownton Bruins had a special fundraiser going all year long. For every double they hit, money was donated to Randy Shaver Cancer Research and Community Fund. Well, on Tuesday night the Bruins invited Randy out throw out the first pitch. We still don't have any video. If you have it Email it to us.
Even More Amazing Car Crash
Yesterday we showed you a photo of a Chevy Impala that was barely distinguishable after 5 kids took it for a joy ride and wrecked it, killing two of them. During a pursuit Sunday, Santa Monica, California Officer Damon Badnell lost control of his squad car on a slippery road and wrapped it around a tree. He survived with a few broken bones. Which, when you look at the photo, is a freaking miracle.
Amazing Crash Photo
Two teenagers decided to take this Chevy Impala for a joy ride early yesterday morning ended in a fatal crash when the car smashed into a utility pole killing the 17-year-old driver and his 14-year-old passenger. That makes 25 people ages 16-19 that have died this year. That pace will nearly double the total from last year. Expect Captain Langer to talk about all you stupid kids who seem to enjoy killing yourselves on Minnesota roads this year.
Tuesday Top Ten
Adventures You Could Have If You Had Your Very Own Dead Guy
It's been 21 years since our last GOOD adventure with a dead guy. I'm refusing to count Weekend at Burnie's II...that movie sucked. Its time for some new ideas, and when we need good ideas we turn to you, our listeners. What kind of fun could YOU have with a dead guy at your side. Here are your top ten. Feel free to add your own in the comments.
David Draiman In-Studio
One of the most intense rock stars we have ever known stopped live in studio to talk about the new album, the problem in the gulf, and their tour with Avenged Sevenfold, Stone Sour, Halestorm, HellYeah, and 3 other bands. The first stop in the Uproar Tour is on August 17th right here in Minneapolis.
Let's Get Denarded Jersey
One loyal listener sent this photo in during our vacation last week and I think we need to rush these into mass production immediately.
Graph of Unwanted Erections
Looking at the data, I can deduct that the embarrassment of getting a boner is inversely proportionate to the age of 16. So right now I'm somewhere in the completely mortified section, and it's all downhill from here.
Hottest Female Soccer Fan
That does it. Between this Argentinian girl and that incredibly hot Brazillian chick, I am moving to South America and becoming a soccer fan. On second thought, scratch that second thing. I'll just move there.
World Cup Coach Picks Nose, Eats It
You would think, if you were a part of a World Cup team, that there are TV cameras on you for every second you are in the stadium. German team coach Jogi Löw forgot that fact. He was caught digging for gold and ingesting his treasure.
10 Insane Injuries Caught on X-Ray
Brutal injuries are brutal to see, unless they are in non-vomit-inducing translucent black and white. My favorite has got to be scissors that were left in someone for 18 months after she had her surgery. Even the great Doctor Julius Hibbert once left his car keys inside Mrs. Glick. One more thing, all these poeple surived their injuries.
Bobby Ryan vs. Ryan Getzlaf
Ok, ok, we get it. It's cooler to have a Olympic gold medal than it is to have a silver. Anaheim Ducks center and Canadian Olympic champion Ryan Getzlaf has reminded teammate and red-blooded American Bobby Ryan of that fact every day. It's time for payback...USA style.
Machete Wielding Criminal of the Day
This 23-year-old Maplewood man just wanted some drugs. So, while welding a 2-foot-long machete, he hopped the counter at a St. Paul Walgreens, grabbed about $9000 worth of drugs at tried to hop back over. He did get back over on the second try, but I think it you are headed for the door, if you drop something, just let it go. Maybe he should have spent less time doing drugs and more time training his mind and body to kill his son in a machete fight.
Tuesday Top Ten
Annoying Things that Your Roommate Does
Ever since we are young, as soon as another sibling is brought kicking and screaming into the world, you have to live with them. Then, in college, they stick you in a 10x10 cell with another stranger. After college, when you can't afford your own place, you have to live with those idiots again, and boy, oh boy, do they annoy the crap out of you. What's the worst of the worst? I mean above and beyond the unpaid rent and leaving the toilet seat up. Add your own in the comments at the end.
LaToya Jackson Visits Bubbles
Bubbles? Do you remember this crazy lady? I'm pretty sure he does but he's just ignorning her becuase she is insanely crazy.
Toe-Thumb
Last November, 25-year-old Shannon Elliot of East Moriches, as walking down the street when a car drove past and someone inside threw a lit M-80 firecracker at her. It exploded and destroyed the forefinger, middle finger and thumb on her left hand. The two fingers had to be amputated at the knuckle and the thumb had to be completely removed and replaced with her big toe.
Bikini Car Wash Pix!
After a year off we finally got to go off the greatest Friday morning of the year....BIKINI CAR WASH DAY!! Ross took all these photos, so thank him. It's the only time all year he seems to do anything right.
Hooters Girls In-Studio 6/17
The very lovely Kirby and Sam dropped in on this hallowed Hooter's Eve to remind us all of exactly why we need to go to the Hooters Bikini Car Was tomorrow in Burnsville. I just hoped they would have brought in some free wings.
Tuesday Top Ten
Things You Would Not Want To Find In Your Bed
Little known fact, the average human spends a third of their life in bed. There are few better feelings in the world than snuggling up to your pillow and riding a Ferris wheel made of pizza. But what if you pull down the blankets and see something terrible? What would that be to you? And enough with all the "Ross's." We get it, I'm ugly.
Cell Phone Radiation Study
Cell phones will kill us all at some point. How quickly you check out, all depends on what kind of phone you are holding against your head. The Environmental Working Group finalized a study on what phones are were the worst at wrecking your brain cells. Find yours and have fun calculating how much time until you go 6-feet-under.
Chinese Teacher Offers Sex to Japanese Students
This 24 year-old college history teacher is so upset of what happened when China invaded Japan in 1937 she really wants to do whatever she can to make up for it. Which apparently is not limited to having sex with her Japanese students. OK, I guess it's completely limited to that. I need to go back to school, move to Japan, take history, and turning Japanese, I said I'm turning Japanese, I really think so!
Betty White Naked?
Rumor has it that there are some naughty photos of Betty White and her late husband floating around. They were taken years ago, before the times of video. And reportedly this is also her, posing for a deck of dirty playing cards back in the 50s. How could Betty White get any cooler.
Tuesday Top Ten
Worst Tattoos You Have Ever Seen
We all do things when we are drunk or dared by drunk friend, but the most permanent outcome of such a situation is when you have a sweaty guy jab a needle into your skin thousands of times making a picture you will most surely regret. There are reports that we stole this top ten from a different radio station, but that is a complete coincidence. We swear. Feel free to add your own in the comments.
Kid Tries for Tighty Whitey World Record
This 10-year-old New Yorker put on 215 pairs of underwear in 18 minutes. Now most people think that he did it to break the world record of 200 pairs of skivvies. The real reason was to protect himself from creepy Uncle Carl.
Kitten with Two Heads
This kitten is doubly cute. It has two noses, four eyes, two mouths, and four legs. Usually this defect is fatal, but this little guy seems to be doing pretty well by himself.
Sexy Brazillian Soccer Fans
Well, it's settled, I'm going to South Africa for the World Cup. No, I'm not a big soccer fan, but if I get to spend any time next to fans like this, I can be.
Real Life Herbert the Pervert!
This 94-year-old....that's right 94-YEAR-OLD was busted for public sexual indecency, aggravated assault, and child molestation. This was all capped off by being caught in a garage that wasn't his, with a vacuum 'attached' to the front of his pants.
Home Depot Thief Twists Testes
After Home Depot security saw 30-year-old Robin Roberts steal several things they confronted her. She responded by shoving one of them to the ground, fleeing, and then as she attempted to escape the store, she grabbed a guards nuts and twisted with all her might. Just thinking about that makes me wanna puke.
Gary Coleman Murdered?
The "always reliable" Globe has gone the way of the National Enquirer and has started to work their way toward real news. Apparently the real crazy things that are happening are more incredible that Batboy Gives Birth to Satan. They have it on good authority that Gary Coleman was murdered and have the photo of him on his deathbed to 'prove' it.
Dogs in Disguise
Asians love to do all the trendy things first, no matter how insanely weird they are. Take this for instance. Who in their right mind would pay hundreds of dollars to make their Golden retriever look like a Tiger? Well, maybe Weasel, but that's really it.
Tuesday Top Ten
Original Summer Blockbuster Movie Titles
After spending 7 months stuck inside freezing your ass off, what is a better way to enjoy the amazing weather than to spend a few hours inside a dark movie theater. Hollywood has done a good enough job over the last few year with Iron Man, Independence Day, and Men in Black, but we know you can do better. Here are your top ten ideas for future summer blockbusters. Feel free to add your own in the comments at the end.
Rename Strasburg, VA
This Virginia town is so excited for the first career start of Stephen Strasburg that they want to change thier town's name, at least for a week, to Stephen Strasburg, VA. You can help.
Carlton College R2-D2 Prank
Give those Northfield kids some credit. They showed those Oles across town that they have an incredible sense of humor without defacing property. Now if they only had a giant Princess Leia next to the observatory tell it, that Obi-Wan is her only hope.
Fired for Being Too Hot
Citibank employee, well former Citibank employee Debralee Lorenzana has been fired from her job for being too distracting at work. No she doesn't yell when she talks of has unusual body odor, she is just too smoking hot. And yes...yes she is.
Turtle Racing Finals
(Feat Kevin from "The Office" and Jerome Bettis)
Ever since "The Bus" left the NFL he hasn't been much of anywhere, except TV commercials, talk shows, and CBS NFL Sunday. Now he's on to turtle racing. Part one includes the basic rules of this prestigious event and the history of the sport.
Baby Otter Plays for 6 Minutes
If you are having a crappy day watch this video. It is so cute it will make you poop rainbows for a week.
Rapping Weatherman
Sven, take notice. This is how you get awesome ratings. Although your perfectly styled hair is doing a pretty good job.
Porn Star Murder Suspect
Stephen Hill, AKA Steve Driver, is wanted for murder after 'allegedly' taking a machete, which was a prop on his porn set and killed one of his co-workers and injured two. Hopefully no porno queens were injured and all the boobs survived.
Old Ugly Mugshot
This old Iowa City guy was arrested and charged with indecent exposure after pleasuring himself in front of an Arby's. Yea, I know what those fold of roast beef look like. Just do it in your own house.
Insane House Explosion
This jilted cabbie decided it was time to end things with his girlfriend, so he figured he blow up her house. Unfortunately he didn't time things well and let the house go up while he was still inside. As police and firemen arrived they were surprised to see him crawling out of the wreckage laughing like a maniacal madman.
EW's Top 100 Greatest Characters Since 1990
Since we decided we didn't have the time for a Tuesday Top Ten (brotherhood) we had someone else do the legwork for us, and Entertainment Weekly came through with flying colors. They gave the top 100 fictional characters of the last 20 years. There are some obvious omissions..(cough)..Peter Griffin...(cough)...and #1 was created in 1989, but the list is pretty solid. anyone missing? Add yours in the comments at the bottom.
Turtle Boy LIVES!!!
Why is it whenever we see these people with REALLY strange growths they always hail from China? I mean what is it about that place that causes...ohh the pollution and complete lack of EPA standards....right. Anyway, this kid, who bullies labeled "Turtle Boy," had this thick skin removed from his back, but not before using the cover of night and the sanctity of the sewers to defeat a mysterious clan of ninjas known as "The Foot."
Dog Survives Being Hit By Car
This pooch for popped by this car on the freeway and the driver, thinking he killed the dog, drove for another half hour before stopping at a body shop. Imagine those wrench monkeys' faces when they get the car up on the lift and see this. Not the bloody mess they were expecting that's for sure.
Fake Nipples
Ladies, are you tired of no one seeing enough of your nipples? Do you ALWAYS want to look lke the "turkeys are done?" Then these are for you. My advice? Save the money and get some ice cubes.
Killer Squirrel Attacks Brendan Harris
Ever since the Twins moved outside there have been a flurry of new stars on the field...Animals. First there was Kirby the Kestrel and now it's Herbie the squirrel.
Tuesday Top Ten
Guy Codes That Should Never Be Broken
Since the dawn of time, there have been hundreds of unwritten rules regarding the habits and customs of men. There are some that are questionable or up for debate, but there have got to be at least ten that are undeniable. Today, we make history and write those ten down for the world to see for eons to come. Feel free to add your own at the end in the comments.
Is Chris Kluwe James Van Der Beek?
What ever happened to James Van Der Beek? After Varsity Blues came out in 1999 he kind of disappeared. About that same time, an upstart punter appeared at UCLA and turned his success there into a successful NFL career and a semi-successful rock band. I think the photos speak for themselves. You decide.
Inside-the-Park Homer Oops
Washington National's center fielder Nyjer Morgan went back, back, back, and THOUGHT this Adam Jones hit was gone. It stayed in the park, made him a YouTube sensation, and showed his friends and family that he might need a little anger counseling.
Bus Driver Fired for Pooping on Bus
This bus driver has been fired for just not being able to hold it. The video is a little grainy, the the enormous bags of poop make up for it.
T-Rex Throws Out First Pitch
The Memphis Redbirds had a very special guest throw out the first pitch... A baby Tyrannosaurus Rex. It went about as well as you think.
Fishing Opener Pics @ Breezy Point
A weekend away was just just what we all needed, so that's what we did. The HAMS headed up to Breezy Point on Pelican Lake for the 1st annual Fish 'n Chicks. We drank, fished, drank, played golf, and drank some more. We don't remember much, so it's a good thing that we took a lot of pictures. We took out the most incriminating and share the rest with you. Enjoy.
Kevin Garnett Explains Lost (Kind of)
It's so refreshing to see a player who's in the fire of the play-offs and still takes time to enjoy wathing his shows. KG does he best to explain the show "Lost" to his teammate during a game no less. With the finale coming up on Sunday, The Big Ticket is doing his best to get everyone filled in in time for his watching party.
Tuesdays Top Ten
Worst Concerts You Were Ever Dragged To
Who doesn't love a live concert? I'll tell you who, the person who gets dragged to one that they REALLY don't want to see. Usually this is done with intent of getting laid...but Fiona Apple is not worth it. Here's your top ten worst concerts you have ever been dragged to. Feel free to add your own in the comments.
10 Worst First Pitches Ever
Every Major League baseball game has to have SOME kind of ceremonial first pitch. Inevitably there has to be some absolute gong shows that occur. Here are some of the best.
PiiSchuterz Girls In-Studio
For our last broadcast in the cities before we head up to Breezy Point for our Fish 'n Chicks, the lovely Pii Schuterz girls joined the guys and tried to get the last of you losers to come up and spend the weekend with us. Don't worry, they will be there too.
Michael Jackson Alive??
The King of Pop is gone...or is he??? Take a few minutes and read through this forum arguing that Jacko may have gone the way of Elvis and not gone away at all.
What the Eff Was That Sound Now?
Congratulations to Grigol from Lakeville for identifying this sound sight-unseen. It earned him 2 tickets to KoRn. And maybe, if you play your cards right, it could net you a couple bucks from a stupid friend.
Kirby the Kestrel of Target Field
Last week, while the Twins were getting shutout by the Orioles, you may have heard a few more cheers than you might expect in a shutout. For that, you can thank the newest mascot at Target Field, Kirby the Kestrel. He found a home perched on the right field foul pole and spends night games snagging moths out of the air. He was WAY more entertaining than the game.
25 Ugliest Sports Jersey's of All-Time
It doesn't matter how good of a team you are, you will be the worst looking winner ever if you were donning one of these eye-damaging uniforms.
Crazy Squirrel Relentlessly Attacks
Yesterday during the news we heard of a family who had to call 911 because a ornery squirrel wouldn't let them out of their house. I hope this is the same squirrel, because if it's not, we are going to have a problem...a very cute furry problem of a million squirrel army taking over the world.
Tuesday Top Ten
Things That Bum You Out
It's kind of a dull dreary day. These days tend to bum people out and that got us thinking, "What bums YOU out?" You let us know through text and have compiled our top ten. for instance, closing all my web browser windows before realizing I forgot to put together the top ten bums me out. Feel free to add your own in the comments at the end.
Celebrities If They Were Fat
You know those hot celebrities you drool over everyday, watching them on MTV, E! Network, and through your binoculars and hidden bathroom cameras? Well now think of them if all they ever ate was cheeseburgers, onion rings, and buckets of Crisco. Here's a visual...you're welcome.
Woman Attacks Husband for Bad Sex
This woman attacked her husband with a scissors for being bad in bed and by the looks of her she should be happy he even got in bed with her in the first place. Let's play "How old is she?" If you're guessing over 35...you are WAY off.
Kid Saved By His MASSIVE Ears
This kid fell out this eighth story window and survived. Why? He never hit the ground. His head became wedged between the bars of a safety cage by his ears. Will Smith would be proud.
How Does the Editor Miss This?
Being that this is a college newspaper and this involves seniors, this HAS to part of a senior prank. After all, there is NO WAY this was done by accident.
Tuesday Top Ten
Your Secrets You Never Want Your Mom to Know
She knows almost everything about you. She wiped your ass gave you advice, and has continuously rooted through your stuff, but there are still things she doesn't know about you. God willing, she never will. What are some of the thing you are keeping from your mom? Here are your top ten. Feel free to add your own in the comments at the bottom.
What Is Seen Cannot Be Unseen
There are some strange things that we see everyday but miss the subtle things. But once those subtle things are shown to us, we see nothing but. Like how Richie Rich and Casper look identical. Here are 25 things that, from here forward, you will never see the same way again.
Jared from Subway In-Studio
OUR MYSTERY GUEST WAS JARED FOGLE FROM SUBWAY!!! He stopped in to talk about his story of weight-loss and the new breakfast sandwiches. Go to Subway tomorrow (April 30) between 7am and 11am and get a FREE breakfast sandwich. Ross swollowed 2 of them while you read this. They were VERY tastey.
"Authentic" Tim Tebow Jersey
Tim Tebow's rookie jersey is the fastest selling rookie jersey or all-time, so if you have trouble finding one you're in luck. This one looks TOTALLY legit!
Ewe Won't Believe This Surfer
Do you think this guys is ever going to regret this particular photo, but it's not what you think...Mildred the sheep is the only surfing sheep in the world.
Granny/Grandson Love Affair
Love, sex, and marriage...Keep it in the family. Once this 70-year-old grandma finally met her long lost grandson, she thought what better way to make up for the last 25 years was to have his baby.
Dany Heatley Should Stick to His Day Job
San Jose Shark's winger Dany Heatley was invited to throw out the first pitch at a San Francisco Giants game this week. I'm sure they really wished he hadn't RSVP'd
Vikings Draft Pick Joe Webb Has Ups
The Vikings drafted QB Joe Webb in the 6th round in the hopes of turning him into a wide receiver. This video may have helped in that decision. What few people know is that when he was in high school he had his lower legs replaced with bed springs.
Brain Shattering Mascot Dunk
It is the NBA Play-Offs and everyone is pulling out all the stops, even Milwaukee Bucks mascot Bango. He saved up his biggest and a craziest dunk of the year for last Monday. And wow, am I impressed....and so should you.
125 Albums of the Past 25 Years
Spin Magazine put together their comprehensive list of the greatest albums since 1985. All in all, it's a good list, but there is one GLARING omission..."Straight Outta Lynwood, by Weird Al Yankovic. Where were ya on that one Spin?
Tuesday Top Ten
Things You Would Keep Doing Even If a Doctor Said It Was Killing You
Last week Brett Michaels had a brain hemorrhage all thanks to his diabetes. He always knew he had it but kept up his partying ways anyway. I guess he figured that his rock star life was worth doing even if it might kill him. Made us think what would we , and you, keep doing even after a doctor told you to "stop or it will kill you." Feel free to add your own at the end in the comments.
Crazy Pot Smokin' Old Lady
This crazy old lady got nabbed back in 1980 for smoking the wacky-tobacky, skipped out on her warrant to Canada, and SOMEHOW she totally forgot about it, so when she tried to come back into the states she got nabbed. On by the way, shes 72 years old and by the looks of this photo, she LOVES her bong and her booze.
Bull Gets Revenge
This bullfight was going well enough until the bull, named Navegante, got a little smarter. He embedded his horn 4 INCHES into matador Jose Tomas's groin and lifted him off of the ground. If that doesn't give you a visual this video sure will.
Oversensitive Lakers Fan
This guy is so excited to watch his Lakers during this post-season. I take that back, he's more excited to see Kobe, and talk to him, and share feeling with him, and be one with him, forever and ever.
Funny Pot Smoker Mugshot
This is allergy season and some people have a tough time with....Ross. So when you get busted for being all looped on on the happy-hash and it's this time of year, just claim allergies. Not sure if they'll buy it, but it's worth a shot.
Minnesota Reptile Show In-Studio
What a day it was in the 93X studios this morning as snake guys Matt Martin and Jason Cruse from the Minnesota Reptile show came in-studio with a 20' Reticulated Python, a Bearded Dragon, a baby alligator, a big effin tortise, and a 14' Green Anaconda which decided to poop everywhere. Whatever it was, that anaconda don't want none.
15 Unintentionally Perveted Toys
You would think at some time in the design process SOMEONE would say out loud, "Hey we should rethink this...that totally looks like a penis." But they didn't and now we all laugh.
Amazing College Baseball Play
The top ten baseball plays of the year are quickly being filled with plays that have no hope of being bested. First, Mark Buehrle, then Paul Maholm, now the college kids are getting in the mix. Fordham University's Brian Kownacki pulled a Willie "Mays" Hayes a la "Major League II," and didn't slide.
Another Amazing Baseball Play
Mark Buehrle started the month of amazing plays with his opening day blind-sided glove-handed football snap. Pittsburgh Pirates pitcher Paul Maholm may not have one-upped the Sox hurler, but he did something more. While making this incredible play he taught children a safety lesson..."Stop, drop and roll."
White Guy Robs Banks as Black Guy
Conrad Zdzierak used this mask to rob five banks in Ohio and what a mask it was. It took the cops a very long time to catch him, becuase face it, that mask looks pretty darn real.
Epic Rain Delay Entertainment
Last Friday, Florida Atlantic University and Western Kentucky got caught in a rain delay, and during their extensive break they came up with some fun ways to keep occupied. What transpired was even better than the greatest NCAA baseball game ever could have been.
Ice-T's Wife Getting Waxed
Ice-T'S wife Coco got a bikini wax recently . . . and for some reason, she decided that we needed to see some pictures. So she posted them on Twitter.
Jared Allen TMZ Video
Our favorite defensive end (sorry Ray Edwards) was out at a bar with his fiancee last month, when another guy asked her to dance. When she said no, he called her a word that rhymes with the job that Chris Kluwe does. Jared then, very understandably, went off on the guy.
Ugly Female Sex Offender
If you were a 14 year old boy and you were propositioned by a 31 year old woman, what would you do? Well if she looked like this, I won't do anything at all.
Funny Mugshot
This sex accused sex offender has that look that tells you something. Like "Look at the size of that inmate there...I'm positive he's gonna rape me."
Tuesday Top Ten
Weird Things That Scared You As a Kid
Yea, yea, yea, we know it's 4-20 and you were expecting a pot-related top ten, but after I woke up this morning form my 4:20am wake and bake, I suddenly thought there was a tattooed bogeyman in my closet that rides a Harley and loves to eat Twinkies dipped in Crisco. So I got to thinking, what is the weirdest thing that scared you when you were little. Feel free to add your own in the comments.
Angry Capitals Fan
After the Caps got stunned in overtime against the Habs, this fan decided he doesn't want to be on TV.
Hundreds of Nerds Remake Star Wars Scene
In August of 2009, the Star Wars Uncut project began. The original film was cut down into 472 15-second clips and nerds signed up to recreate them however they saw fit. Some used LEGOS while others played a little dress-up. People could claim up to three clips. Their next project? The Empire Strikes Back of course.
British Woman's Migraines Give Her Asian Accent
Who knew that migraines could do this to someone. Let's just hope this doesn't happen to Percy Harvin.
Soccer Player Slapped
Look, I know that soccer goals don't happen all the time. I know that if you do get to score one, it is European law that both you and the announcer must go absolutely insane. But under no circumstances should you ever run over to the oppositions' fans and expect anything less than this guy got.
Big Fat Sturgeon
Talk about a fig-fish story... Dan Olmanson was fishing on the Rainy River earlier this month and caught a 67-inch long sturgeon which weighed 125 pounds and took three people to land it. Olmanson says all they had was a walleye net.
Vikings Cheerleaders In-Studio (Again)
Jessie and Pam joined the guys to talk about how their try-outs for the new season went and their swimsuit pageant Sunday Night. It's only 10 bucks and anyone can come. That's what she said.
Midwestern Fireball
Wednesday night this light, that streaked across at least 4 states, sparked a number of phone calls to authorities. The most likely culprit? Superman... or a meteor.
Tuesday Top Ten On a Wednesday
Grossest Things You Have Seen Someone Eat
Whether it be on a bet or it's what your ancestors ate, you have seen somebody eat something you wouldn't eat with someone else's mouth. I'm all about Josh's grandma's peanut butter, mayonnaise, pickle, and onion sandwich. Here are the rest of the gross things you and your friends eat. Add your own in the comments at the end.
Vikings Cheerleaders In-Studio
The VERY lovey Lissa, Bailey, and Sarah from the Vikings Cheerleaders stopped in studio to make our Intern Ross sweat a little. They are holding auditions tomorrow (April 10) at Winter Park. Ross didn't make the squad but maybe you can.
Kevin Nealon In-Studio
The very funny SNL Alumni, actor, and comedian stopped in to talk about his long career, his weekend of shows at the HoCom, and all the positive energy...the real good vibe. This show is like a carousel. You put in the quarter, you go up and down, and around...circular, the music the flow. All good things.
Northstar Roller Girls
Chick fight!!! The ladies of the Northstar Roller Girls stopped in to talk about their final bout this weekend.
Tigers Bizarre Nike Commercial
Tiger's back...and Nike has comeout with a new ad that is very confusing and leaves me wondering..."How many more ladies out there did he nail?"
My Drunk Pix.com
Remember last night when you got naked, put a beer box case on your head and crapped on the kitchen floor? No? Let this refresh your memory.
Ironic Car Crash
You've been in an accident...what do you do now. This lady should know now, as long as she can read upside down.
Tuesday Top Ten
Reasons Kids Suck
Some of you very unlucky ones have made the terrible choice of producing offspring. And I know, you never thought it was THIS bad to have kids around...All the time... But now you're here and learning fast about how much they really suck. Here are your top ten reasons they do. Feel free to add your own in the comments at the end.
Mark Buerhle - Play of the Decade
After one day of league wide play, the Chicago White Sox Pitcher pulls out the greatest play I have ever seen.
Topless Chicks
Don't be mad, I wasn't lying. These women marched in Portland in hopes to raise awareness that topless women should be more commonplace. I hear ya sister.
Graphic Passion Play
Mel Gibson would be proud. Australian Police shut down a bloody re-enactment of the crucifixtion of Christ after several viewers of the scene, including children, were upset and crying.
Smokin Weed at Target Field
At the Twins first exhibition game last Friday, as man in the crowd made a declaration that he would be the first person to smoke weed in the new building. Then, in the 7th inning, he pulled out a pepper, carved it into a pipe and toked up. He was given a stern 'warning.'
Han Solo has a Startling Revelation
Evidently things are pretty kinky a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
Yankees Ambidextrous Pitcher vs Switch Hitter
Leave it to the Yankees to have a player that requires a change in the rules of our national pastime. Two years ago, before Pat Venditte was making the Yank's roster, he was making his minor league debut with the Staten Island Yankees. Venditte, who can throw both right-handed and left-handed, faced a switch hitter. Hilarity ensued.
"A-Team" Trailer
Yesterday we showed you the two trailers for possibly the greatest action movie of all time. Here is the second best, and since it's based on a show from the 80's you know it's super-awesome.
Trailer for The Expendables
This may be the greatest movie of all time. Jason Statham, Dolf Lundgren, Jet Li, Mickey Rourke, Bruce Willis, Schwarzenegger, and Stallone all team up in a shoot' em up, throw 'em down action flick that looks so fantastic, every other film for the year should just stop production...All of next year's Oscars are spoken for.
Vote for Corey Brewer for Most Improved Player of the Year
The Timberwolves have been getting cute with your player campaigns in the past few years. Kevin Love was the glass cleaner last year and this year, it's all about Corey Brewer. Make sure you watch the video, then vote for the man that did this.
