NORRIS

Saturday: 7:00 PM - 12:00 AM

Top 5 Live Bands:
1). Weezer
2). AC/DC
3). Slipknot
4). Tool
5). Deftones

Top 5 members of opposite sex, I would like to…umm “spend time with”:
1). Lauren Graham
2). Lauren Graham
3). Lauren Graham
4). Lauren Graham
5). The Watson’s Pool girl…in an above-ground pool!

Favorite Beverage (alchoholic/non-alchoholic) : Captain-Diet Coke or Leine’s Sunset Wheat/ Diet-Dew

If I had to get a real job, it would be: Either a dishonest liquor store clerk or a tank-top model for Fleet Farm catalogs.

If a song, or movie was ever written about me, the title would be: “Drain Babies”BR>
What keeps you busy in your spare time? I’m a baseball addict…just ask my ex-wife!

Do You Have any Pets? If so, What? Teddy and Lucy…Maltese mixes that have zero qualms with incest.

What about pet peeves? If so, What? Irregardless is NOT A WORD. Smokers who never wash their coat!

What celebrity deserves a punch in the mouth and why? Michael Bolton…that no talent ass-clown is not worthy of a Grammy!

When you die, what would you like printed on your headstone? “Hey VISA, Mastercard and Discover…SUCK IT!!!”

Name your Top 10 Favorite Movies of all time:
Christmas Vacation, Vacation, Caddyshack, Anchorman, Rocky (I, IV and Balboa were epic. V SUCKED DONKEY!!!), Wedding Crashers, Rockstar and Casino.

Where would we most likely find you on a Saturday Night? Texa-Tonka Lanes in St. Louis Park…and with zero 93X affiliation. So don’t ask me for a t-shirt!!!

How about Sunday Morning? Probably sharing a pew with Chuck Diesel…begging for forgiveness.