The Ross-ary of Terms

 

ASSMAN –

Proper Noun

1) The long-standing nickname for Randy Shaver, giving much needed credit to his very nice backside. Listeners yell it to him on the street or in a restaurant, which he LOVES. *HONK*HONK*

Example: HEY! ASSMAN!!


BABY JANE –

Verb

1) To play a guest or lame subject off with Rod Stewart 1983 hit “Baby Jane.” Originated from a South African radio announcer who quit by way of cursing off his bosses. He was cut off by “Baby Jane.”


BACK OR FRONT – 

Game

1) An audio game consisting of sounds from porno movies, where they contestant has to determine if the woman in the scene is getting pleasured in the front (vagina) or the back (butt.) Sometimes played with different variations (ie: All Girl, All Black, All Midget, etc.)

Rules: Two contestants, each get five sounds. Most correct answers win.


BEEF MISSLE OR FUR PIPE – 

Game

1) An audio game consisting of sounds from YouTube videos, where the contestant determines the sex of the person in the video, beef missile (male) or fur pipe (female.) Played in different variations such as laughing, burping, singing, etc.
Rules: Two contestants, each get five sounds. Most correct answers win. 


BLACK OR WHITE AND ANNOYING – 

Game

1) An audio game consisting of sounds from either a black person or a white person. Played with variations such as rapping, beat-boxing, and singing.


BLONDTOURAGE – 

Proper Noun

1) A specific grouping of blonde females who work in our building.  It consists of Christina, Cassie, and Kelly all of whom will not let Ali join. A combination of the words “blonde” and “entourage.”

Example: Since she’s a brunette, The Blondtourage will not let Ali be a member.


BODY, THE – 

Proper    Noun

1) A caricature impression of former Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura.


BOOZE CRUISE – 

Noun

1) An annual event held by the Half-Assed Morning Show, near the Fourth of July, where we, and a few hundred listeners take a three-hour boat ride on the St. Croix in Stillwater.  Events include drinking contests, eating contests, live DJ, and free food.


BOTTLE BITCH – 

Noun

1) An annoying a–hole. Originates from an incident at a PBA event with Sean Rash and Jason Belmonte


BROTHERHOOD – 

Proper Noun

1) The name for our listening base. Members identify themselves by saying “Brothehood 2000+__”

Example: When it comes to text contests, The Brotherhood always comes up genius answers.


BUTTHURT ALERT –

Noun

1) When someone gets pissy about something that is humorous to everyone else. It is accompanied by a siren.


CAMEL-BLE CORPSE – 

Proper Noun

1) Our name for the fictional band who’s frontman(?) would be the Death Metal Camel.


CUBBY – 

Proper Noun

1) Nickname for Josh. Originated as a fake trucker handle.


CONFERENCE CALL – 

Noun

1) A phone call, typically used in business, where several people talk on the phone all at once, as if they were in a conference room. Our old boss thought you didn’t know what this was.


DEEP THINKING – 

Noun

1) A completely original idea where “The Body” shares some of his deep thoughts on different things

Example: And now, Deep Thinking, with Jesse Ventura…


DINKUS – 

Proper Noun

1) A nickname that Nick uses for.. Someone. No one is ever sure, since the subject of the term changes to whomever Nick feels like at any given time.


FISH POLICE – 

Noun

1) A series of bits starring Jesse “The Body” Ventura and his ooooooooool’ dog GOOOOOOORILLLLAA!!!! Jesse and Gorilla patrolled the lakes looking for lawbreakers and a–holes who piss him off. (mostly just a–holes. Inspired by a real event where the real Jesse confronted a fisherman on a lake, claiming that he was the ‘Lake Police.’


FLATLINER – 

Noun

1) A lame person. Originates from a Crank Yankers bit from the early 21st century.


FOLD – 

Verb

1) Synonym for “to have sex with.”

Example: “Oooooh, I love that Kate Upton. Man, would I love to fold her!”


HAMS –

Noun

1) The Acronym for the 93x Half-Assed Morning Show, which can sometimes be a mouthful


GERMAN MOSES

Proper Noun

1) The nickname of Dallas Mavericks superstar Dirk Nowitski. Coined by comedian Flula Borg and his hit song, “German Moses.”


“_________” JESUS – 

Proper Noun

1) A moniker taken by a member of The Brotherhood, typically relating to their occupation, a hobby, or another identifying characteristic. Originated with Nick’s nickname, “Radio Jesus.”

Example: Yesterday House-Cleaning Jesus beat Aircraft Welding Jesus in our on-air game for Wild tickets.


 

JOSHING OFF – 

Verb

1) Euphemism for masturbation.

Example: My wife is out of town, so I spent most of my night watching porn and Joshing off.


JOSH’S MOM – 

Noun

1) The mother of Josh, who, despite being a VERY nice person, is the constant butt of jokes from The Brotherhood, usually involving them having (fictional) sexual relations with her.

Example: In response to the question of “What’s the best ride you’ve ever been on?” Trucker Jesus texted us “Josh’s Mom.”


JOSH’S WIFE AND BLACK GUYS – 

Running Joke

1) The spouse of Josh who’s relationship/sexual history involves mainly black men, including several current/former professional athletes. And, like Josh’s mom, is also the butt of jokes from listeners.

Example: There is no way that I’d have a chance with Josh’s wife.  I’m far too white.


KANGAROO PANTIES – 

Catchphrase

1) Origin comes from a game of Family Feued where one VERY adorable contestant names Ciera, responded to a question with “Kangaroo!” Now combined with “panties” to create a super-word that girls are asked to say.


KEVIN! –

Exclamation

1) An outburst from Kevin MacCalister’s mom from Home Alone. Used to puncuate excitement.


LAME CLAIM TO FAME – 

Noun

1) Any statement that makes you an accessory to a famous person or event, while not directly involved.

Example: My neighbor was an extra in Mighty Ducks 3.


MANBEARPIGS – 

Noun

1) The name used by the show and The Brotherhood to refer to the Minnesota Wild. After a discussion of what animal is on the Wild’s jerseys, it was determined that it was a ManBearPig. Sometimes shortened to “Pigs.”

Example: The ManBearPigs sure pulled out a big win last night against the Avalanche.


MARK – 

Proper Noun

1) The name for Ali’s ex-boyfriend, that is not used to refer to her current boyfriend. Used to purely annoy her.


MEG – 

Proper Noun

1) The nickname for Ali, referring to Meg Griffin from Family Guy and their similarities.

Example: Meg told us in the Stupid News that she wouldn’t kiss another girl unless she was drunk.


MOUSE ROCKETS –

Noun

1) An activity where you tie a mouse to a bottle rocket and light said rocket. LOTS OF FUN! (Not PETA approved)


MUNGING –

1) Something disgusting we DO NOT suggest you look up on Urban Dictionary immediately.


NAKED LADY GIVER – 

Noun

1) The nickname for a common computer, which is typically used for surfing for porn, but occasionally used for other things, like work and stuff.


NICK’S GIRLFRIEND KEITH – 

Running Joke

1) Someone who texted Nick without properly noting the sender. Instead of “…Nick’s girlfriend – Keith” it said “Nick’s Girlfriend Keith.”


NINJA-

Noun

1) A radio-friendly term used in place of the n-word, but ONLY in direct quotes. Typically “Black Guys on Twitter” commenting on various subject.


PANTIES – 

Noun

1) The word that every listeners demands we have every woman who ever comes in studio. Of course, they have to say it in the most sexy way possible.


PRIVATE FIRST CLASS TERRY TICKLES – 

Proper Noun

1) The nickname for Josh’s penis – AKA “Girthquake”


QUEEF OR FART – 

Game

1) An audio game where the contestant determines if the sound is a queef or a fart.

Rules: Two contestants, each get five sounds. Most correct answers win.


RA-RA-RA – 

Proper Noun

1) The Nickname for Ross, referring to his mush-mouth stutter and stammer that happens whenever he speaks.


RA-RA-RESEARCH –

Noun

1) Any type of internet research done by Ross. A combination of Ra-Ra-Ra and research

Example: I’m not sure how many doubles Mauer had last year, maybe Ra-Ra-Ra can do some Ra-Ra-Research and find out.


RADIO JESUS – 

Proper Noun

1) The Josh-given nickname of Nick. Originated as a trucker handle and gave birth to the “______ Jesus” moniker for the rest of The Brotherhood.


RUSH CITY VS. PINE CITY – 

Running Joke

1) An ongoing feud between the two cities in Pine and Chisago Counties.


SARCASM HORN – 

Proper Noun

1) An everyday bicycle horn used to cue less intelligent listeners that a statement being used on the air is being used a sarcastic purposes.

Example: I love that new Justin Beiber song! It’s the greatest thing since the Beatles! *HONK*HONK*


SHAQUILLIA – 

Proper Noun

1) The hottest mannequin in the existence of man. You can find her at Tousley Motorsports in White Bear Lake.


SHAVER – 

Verb Ending with –ed –ing –s

1) To finish another person’s story before they have a chance to finish it.

Example:      

Nick: Did you hear what happened in Winnipeg last night? Some kid got a hat trick and…

Shaver: A fan threw a blow-up doll on the ice? Yea, I saw that…

YOU’VE BEEN SHAVERED!


“_______” SHESUS – 

Proper Noun

1) A variation on the “Jesus” name for members of The Brotherhood. Reserved for those members who are female.


 

STEPHAN VEILLEUX – 

Running Joke

1) On-Again, off-again Wild player, who, a few years ago, came to the station looking to beat up Josh and Nick over a misunderstanding, but was turned away by our very intimidating receptionist lady because he ‘didn’t have an appointment.’


STEVEWEISER –  

Noun

1) Euphemism for a cold beer, as coined by the one, and only, Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Example: Grab a couple of Steveweisers, the game is on!


 

SQUIRTING – 

Verb

1) The expelling of fluids from the female’s… Lady parts, during sexual relations. Ali admitted that she is a squirter and the Brotherhood does not let her forget it.

Example: Watch out for that wet spot on the floor, Ali saw a picture of Christian Bale and squirted everywhere.


THIRD PLACE GAME –

Running Joke

1) A few years ago, we gave away tickets to the Third Place game of the WCHA Final Five. Not the Championship, the THIRD PLACE GAME. Randy Shaver thought that was ridiculous, and we’ve been using it as a joke prize ever since.


TIFFANI AMBER NIELSEN –

Proper Noun

1) The nickname for our resident Minnesota State Trooper, Tiffani Nielsen. Every other Wednesday on 93X.


ULTIMATE WARRIOR DIED – 

Running Joke

1) A sarcastic message sent from listeners to Nick after one listener didn’t know that the Ultimate Warrior died until a month after the Ultimate Warrior died.


URGERY – 

Noun

1) A shortening of “surgery.” The term originated from the YouTube video “Vader After Dentist,” where Darth Vader’s first word is a cut-off ‘surgery.’

Example: He tore his ACL, and he may have to have urgery and miss a few weeks.


VOTIZNAZ –

Noun

1) A euphemim for vagina. Originated as a last name from a woman in a news story.


WAPPEL – 

Noun

1) The nickname and last name of our producer/intern Andrew Wappel

Example: Wappel didn’t bring me my traffic!


WHITESNAKE – 

Running Joke

1) A 1980’s hair-metal band that is used by the show as a segway to move on from a boring interview.

Example: Thanks for talking to us James Rocchi, we have to go, Whitesnake is coming in studio.


WOMEN DON’T HAVE KIDNEYS – 

Running Joke

1) A very well known fact that some people just refuse to  believe. *HONK*HONK* (See Sarcasm Horn.) Started when Ali pretended to believe Josh when he made the aforementioned claim.