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There are few unsolved mysteries that have captivated the American public like the case of the chicken killer at the Cutler resident. We’ve followed along iwth Jay Cutler as he investigated the crime on his Instagram account, and the case has finally been solved!
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Ok. Long night. Had a pretty good storm come through. All is well and happy to report it was a raccoon. Which fits the evidence. Chicken heads were ripped off and bodies were left in the chicken yard. Gruesome stuff but reality of the situation. Ladies are now safe and sound. We can all sleep well for a few nights. Unfortunately I’m sure this raccoon has some family members. @christensenarms will be contacting the winner via email. Congrats on your winnings. While this saga is sadly ending, I’m sure there will be more. Stay tuned…
What a relief! May those lost in the whirlwind of crime rest in peace now that their offender has been caught.
[For the Win!]
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