Why would anyone apologize for Christmas decorations?? Well, you kind of have to if the decorations look like penises. Christmas lights were recently installed in the municipality of Oudenburg in the Belgian province of West Flanders and several local boroughs. They were suppose the be candles, but ended up looking completely like penises.
Mayor apologises for Belgian town’s phallic Christmas decorations
‘It was not our intention to install Christmas lights that remind people of a penis’
— Ewen Cameron (@EwenDCameron) November 19, 2020