1. The big college basketball tournament is fast approaching and with that comes many vasectomies so you can sit on the couch and watch the games with no repercussions. Some urologists have found themselves in hot water this year for a gimmick that sounds too similar to the basketball tournament.

2. A man in Belfast, Ireland had a day after he was arrested for pulling out his weiner at a Subway restaurant. The man had a hidden surprise for the cops and Josh brings up a very good point.