Half-Assed Morning Show Headlines

A man captured the moment he was struck by lightning at Pebble Creek Golf Course in Cincinnati, Ohio. The incident happened as the group of golfers were leaving the course due to a storm on August 7. pic.twitter.com/iYGiRl9bW8 - ABC News (@ABC) August 11, 2026

Update: They had to place the helmet in a bucket of water to get the snake out 😳 pic.twitter.com/0YQr0K3NcJ - Run The Slant (@RunTheSlant) August 11, 2026

In Uruguayan football, the ball went off the road and ended up causing a crash 😭 pic.twitter.com/2svq1F6xnw - Bayse Sports (@BayseSports) August 8, 2026

You can see thevideo from Fox 9 (and a suspected topless woman) by clicking HERE!!!! The scooters are taking over 😱 Pure chaos in downtown Minneapolis last night as the streets filled with scooters and E-bikes. -It looks like they started in the Mill City District and went all the way to Saint Anthony. Motorist seem...

An astonishing scene in Brazil as goalscorer Jacy accidentally jumped into the tunnel - only for VAR to then ruled the goal out 🤯pic.twitter.com/yGxOrXe6Hb - Men in Blazers (@MenInBlazers) August 9, 2026

Hilarious moment expert is stopped in his tracks during live CNN interview as he swallows a FLY - Daily Mail US (@Daily_MailUS) August 9, 2026

Mets pitcher Jefry Yan gets his first big league strikeout and hits his signature jumping celebration pic.twitter.com/Hz4dTYd2Ky - Jomboy Media (@JomboyMedia) August 6, 2026

Be honest... what do you think of Drew Brees' Hall of Fame bust? #Saints pic.twitter.com/gVqxaLflfd - SleeperSaints (@SleeperSaints) August 8, 2026

This QVC host is going to have the guys line up after hearing what she's selling. 😂 pic.twitter.com/ZF23NI2g0E - Jen (@SweetTexanRose) August 7, 2026

A New Zealand councillor went viral after joining a council meeting from her bathroom, with laundry visible in the background. . . . .#NewZealand #ViralVideo #CouncilMeeting #FunnyNews #Trending pic.twitter.com/JxIfYC1i38 - NewsBreak24 (@NewsBreak24Live) August 8, 2026

Looks like the Giants are having a little fun with their new scooter celebration 👀👀👀 pic.twitter.com/UdybmGESrg - Barstool Baseball (@StoolBaseball) August 6, 2026

Ever heard of rollercoaster shoe in the face? Me neither! 🤣 There he was just trying to enjoy the ride when he got smacked in the face with a flying shoe. What?! 🤣😂 pic.twitter.com/6fqGT7j4cj - Shawnee Gregorio (@ShawneeMG2) August 4, 2026

A sign is flying overhead at Wrigley Field. Looks like it's supposed to say: "The Dodgers ruined baseball." pic.twitter.com/mgFwxexT2p - Fabian Ardaya (@FabianArdaya) August 4, 2026

🦜😂 ATTAQUE AÉRIENNE ! Un ara s'est invité sur le terrain et s'en est pris directement à un joueur de Flamengo ! 😭 L'arbitre a dû interrompre le match. Pressing de haut niveau. ⚽️ pic.twitter.com/T9LKXDizUR - PariPesa Afrique - Paris sportifs (@ParipesaAfrique) August 3, 2026