Half-Assed Morning Show Headlines

@ValentinaaFly @riptank1927 😂😂😂this is wild I didn't shit on myself 😂😂😂 - James Cook (@thegreat__4) November 10, 2026 After reviewing the film he shits himself after the hit - Brenton "Jetpack" Doyle (@riptank1927) November 10, 2026

Today is Veterans Day, and there are tons of businesses that want to honor our Veterans by giving them freebies or discounts, such as Target, Kohls, Great Clips... If you want to see a full list of places that are offering deals for Veterans, click HERE!!! There are ALSO a lot of Twin Cities restaurants offering free m...

We had Alex Casper on today and he is the running for Super Dad 2026! Support Children's Miracle Network and children's hospitals by casting your vote and donating! Every free vote counts, and you can vote once every 24 hours. Let's help Alex bring home the title of Super Dad 2026! You can vote HERE!!!!!

is this AI - Warren Sharp (@SharpFootball) November 10, 2026

Vikings defense: "We just stopped Josh Allen again, go ahead and get us some points!" Carson Wentz: - NFL Memes (@NFLMemes) November 10, 2026 "Awesome, we just stopped Josh Allen again." Carson Wentz: - Dustin Grage (@GrageDustin) November 10, 2026 Carson Wentz trying to lead the Vikings offense - B...

One of the Corgis in the #Panthers Corgi Race decided to go rogue. Group effort to take him down 😂 #KeepPounding - Kasey Funderburg (@K_Funderburg) November 8, 2026

#Giants QB JJ McCarthy took a massive hit directly to his throwing shoulder and he's out of the game and now in the locker room. He tried throwing on the sideline... and it didn't go well. - Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) November 8, 2026

Dog parachutes onto field before the Minnesota-UCLA game 🐶🪂 Got this dog a treat ASAP 🫡 - Bleacher Report CFB (@BR_CFB) November 7, 2026

STEPH 🤣 After hitting one of his 6 threes, Steph had to make sure he and this fan converted a crisp high-five 🖐️ - NBA (@NBA) November 6, 2026

A Chicago woman called 911 on herself while driving home drunk from the casino - then tried to kiss the trooper who pulled her over, Indiana State Police say. Click the link in our bio for the full story. - WISH-TV News (@WISHNews8) November 3, 2026

A fan sitting courtside hits the female ref with the ball and gets ejected. Luka Doncic: "What the f*ck are you doing?" - Hater Report (@HaterReport) November 5, 2026

Philadelphia Flyers' Trevor Zegras spent half the second period in the box Tuesday night for blasting the ref after a puck went off an official, leading to a Minnesota Wild goal, calling it "a stupid decision" - Scouting The Refs (@ScoutingTheRefs) November 4, 2026