Half-Assed Morning Show Headlines

The New Jersey Devils are selling a popcorn bucket with a playable rink on top that you can play hockey with the popcorn on 🍿🏒 pic.twitter.com/uUKvvPefeA - Stadium Eats (@stadium_eats_) September 24, 2026

Breast milk-blasting bra bashed during London Fashion Week:" 'Holy f- -k, what is this?' pic.twitter.com/4DPiPeICYz - New York Post (@nypost) September 22, 2026

.@adamvinatieri officially holds the Guinness World Record for the highest altitude field goal kick 🦵🙌 → pic.twitter.com/cSSPVd9Ty3 - New England Patriots (@Patriots) September 22, 2026

Rudy Gobert shows up to training camp with a new look. The Timberwolves, man. pic.twitter.com/27s7cz8TDE - Legion Hoops (@LegionHoops) September 22, 2026

The entire California Victor Valley High School football team missed their game Friday night because the whole team was serving a suspension Everyone on the team was served a one-game suspension because the mascot flipped the bird to their opponent's crowd last week pic.twitter.com/jL8q7pJ7DQ - internet hall of fame (@...

WHAT THE FUCK - orange&blackmedia (@giantssfcentral) September 22, 2026

Jason Benetti gets absolutely roasted by his own production crew with the camera cut after his Austro-Turkish War reference. 🤣 pic.twitter.com/nXPsCi4LE7 - Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) September 21, 2026

HUGE BRAWL AT SOFI HOLY 😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/YloMKMgnmb - Ryan 🐏 (@ryanknowsports) September 22, 2026

We just made history with the first Human VS Terminator robot fight. Frankie LaPenna gave it his all 🥊 More fight footage coming soon! pic.twitter.com/iADpv9d8Wg - REK (@REK) September 20, 2026

This Wild fan buried a shot from CENTER ICE to win season tickets 🤯 Based on his celly, the right guy definitely won 😂 (via @mnwild) pic.twitter.com/7uDtNnaUBh - Gino Hard (@GinoHard_) September 20, 2026

Why Gen Z Keeps Doing The "Chest Rest" Pose In Photos - BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) September 22, 2026

A man with no nose was arrested during a traffic stop on drug charges, police said. - The Palm Beach Post (@pbpost) September 15, 2026

The American Legion in Chanhassen is hosting a Fish Fry to benefit the Randy Shaver Cancer Research and Community Fund!

Minnesota punt returner 💀 don't know that I've ever seen this before 🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/uFXtQSWabV - Amy (@amyknowsball) September 19, 2026