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Tom Brady in the Shower

Tom Brady in the Shower

We caught up with an old friend on Monday, recently retired Vikings legend Kyle Rudolph. A listener texted in asking if he ever saw Tom Brady in the shower while he was in Tampa Bay.

Steiner Math 101

Steiner Math 101

During sports, we were reminded of a legendary wrestling promo where Scott Steiner did some interesting arithmetic.

Inappropriate Lyrics

Inappropriate Lyrics

We were talking about the song lyrics we didn’t realize were filthy when we were kids, and we discovered just how different middle school experiences that Josh and Ashley had.

Naked in Buffalo

Naked in Buffalo

A guy partied a little too hard at a Buffalo Bills tailgate and found himself needing to be rescued from a giant hole.

Zombie Apocalypse

Zombie Apocalypse

We were talking about the inevitable zombie apocalypse and a very interesting hypothetical was tossed out about which of us would crack first and do it with a zombie.

Meat

Meat

On National Cheeseburger Day, Nick announced a big change to his lifestyle and Josh might be joining him.

Boner Pills

Boner Pills

During our sports segment on Thursday, we learned the weird and bizarre reason A-Rod takes Boner Pills.

Bad Beat

Bad Beat

Wappel told everyone a story about the bad beat he took in sports betting this week and it’s an all-time classic.

November World Series

November World Series

Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer made his weekly appearance and we all dreamed about how great it would be to have a snowy World Series game at Target Field this year.

Fake Hair

Fake Hair

Some poor SOB got outed for wearing a toupee in the most embarrassing way possible.

Fall Colors

Fall Colors

It’s Nick’s favorite time of the year! Both the NFL and the fall colors have started on the same day.

Wrong Way Driver

Wrong Way Driver

During his news segment, Josh told a story about a drunk driver who self-owned himself in the greatest way possible.