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AEW Dinnerware

AEW Dinnerware

We were talking about how cool it would be to have an AEW plate set, but had a hard time deciding which wrestler we would want to eat off of.

Could Ashley Survive?

Could Ashley Survive?

Dana is going to a bachelor party in New Orleans this weekend. We started wondering if Ashley would be able to survive a weekend like that.

We Aren’t Ninjas

We Aren’t Ninjas

Josh recounted a painful childhood memory of when his brother got a new toy weapon. He found out quickly he wasn’t very skilled with them.

Josh’s Colonoscopy

Josh’s Colonoscopy

Josh has his first ever colonoscopy coming up, so we thought of things we can do to support him and show him love.

Clickbait

Clickbait

We discovered we are all wasting so many hours a week because of a really annoying internet trend.

Jordan Maxx

Jordan Maxx

We had another visit with our favorite adult actress Jordan Maxx and she told us about one job in the porn industry that no longer exists.

Street Justice

Street Justice

A group of construction workers recently took matters into their own hands against a pair of dumbass criminals.

Ashley’s Celeb Crushes

Ashley’s Celeb Crushes

Ashley was listing off her celebrity crushes on Wednesday and one name on the list didn’t really fit with the others and caught us off guard.

Video Games

Video Games

While going through a list of the best video games of all time Nick was shocked at just how big of dorks some members of the show are.

Car Matches Your Personality

Car Matches Your Personality

There is a theory out there that the type of car you drive matches your personality and the Brother/Sisterhood proved it to be pretty accurate.

Twins Replay

Twins Replay

Minnesota Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer made his weekly appearance and told a great story about a Twins game getting replayed at the bar.

Penis Enhancement

Penis Enhancement

Our good friend Dr. P. Jesus joined the show to field questions and one member of the Brotherhood asked about enlarging his penis.