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Man with Hangover Tries to Run Marathon in Flip Flops
A drunk man in flip-flops gatecrashed an 8km race in Brazil, beat several runners, and walked away with a participation medal He says the moment inspired him to quit drinking and t...
Aug 08, 2025
Colts QB Anthony Richardson Messes Up Pinky Finger During Preseason
Anthony Richardson has exited the Colts' preseason game after taking a sack from David Ojabo. Daniel Jones is now in at QB for Indianapolis. 🎥 @nflnetwork | H/T @StevePalazzolo_...
Aug 08, 2025
Couple Marries in Chicken Tender Dip-Themed Wedding and Gets Officiated by Mayonnaise Mascot
For the couple that bonded over condiments, a wedding paid for and officiated by Big Mayonnaise was pure bliss. "We love each other, we love sauce, we look forward to this par...
Aug 08, 2025
Tourist Riding Naked on Motorcycle
Apologetic tourist fined after driving a motorcycle in his birthday suit - Times of Malta (@TheTimesofMalta) August 6, 2025
Aug 08, 2025
ANOTHER Dildo Interrupts WNBA Game
The trend of dildos thrown onto WNBA courts continued during Thursday night's Dream-Sky game. [image or embed] - Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing.bsky.social) August 7, 2025 at 1...
Aug 08, 2025