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Late Learner

Late Learner

Ashley admitted to something involving insects and the sun that she learned WAY later in life than she probably should have.

Dick Bremer

Dick Bremer

Minnesota Twins ambassador Dick Bremer joined the show for his weekly appearance and told an all-time great Gardy story. 

Safety Team

Safety Team

We learned that a member of the Half-Assed Morning Show was once a member of something called “The Safety Team” here at work.

4/20 Duuuuuude

4/20 Duuuuuude

We were talking weed with 4/20 coming up this weekend and Ashley taught us an important lesson when it comes to weighing weed. 

Kid is a Hero

Kid is a Hero

There was a story in the news of a kid who saved the life of his teacher. Josh played some audio of the heroic youngster but had to cut him off before he got controversial. 

Baseball Card Gum

Baseball Card Gum

Twins ambassador Dick Bremer made his weekly appearance, and we all shared fond memories about the gum in old packs of baseball cards. 

Eclipse Sex

Eclipse Sex

Searches for eclipse-related porn were way up a week ago for the big eclipse. More Anxiety Than Hair Jesus texted in a brilliant explanation about what eclipse sex really is. 

Audio King Ridealong

Audio King Ridealong

Josh confessed he used to hang around the guys who installed car stereos at the Audio King and told us about a very ill-advised car stereo purchase he made. 

Bathroom Sandwiches

Bathroom Sandwiches

We got on the subject of gross things your significant other does that you still put up with, and the classic debate about eating in the bathroom came up. 

Marcus Foligno

Marcus Foligno

We have our last chat of the season with Wild winger Marcus Foligno and he gave us an update after going under the knife last week. 

Imitating Athletes

Imitating Athletes

We were talking about imitating our favorite athletes growing up and it turns out that’s how Nick started drinking beer. 

First Pitch

First Pitch

We had our weekly chat with Twins Ambassador Dick Bremer and asked him about his big first pitch at the Home Opener last week.