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Hard Out

Hard Out

Brad had a “hard out” on Wednesday’s show and some people were confused for a second exactly what that meant. 

Room Service

Room Service

We were talking about unique ballpark features with Dick Bremer and someone brought up the hotel they have out in center field in Toronto. 

NC State

NC State

A kid over at NC State sent a hilarious email to his professor after their team shocked everyone and made the Final Four. 

Calm Cops

Calm Cops

During Josh’s News segment, we played some audio of a police officer making a stop and remarked about how unbelievably calm they are in those situations. 

Dogs Eating Insects

Dogs Eating Insects

During the Stupid News, there was a crazy report about insects being found fully intact inside people during colonoscopies. That lead Nick to remember the time his dog ate bees!

St. Paul Saints Named Their Pig

St. Paul Saints Named Their Pig

Every year, the Saint Paul Saints like to have fun with their pigs who bring out baseballs to the umpires during innings. They have a contest where people can submit their favorite pig name and then they’ll choose a winner.

Geezer League

Geezer League

Twins legend Dick Bremer kicked off his fourth year of talking Twins baseball with us on HAMS by telling us about how he is starting his own playing career. 

Crying

Crying

We were talking about the Pixar movie Inside Out and Dana shared a pretty relatable reason why he has never seen it.

Fake Tickets

Fake Tickets

A woman got fooled by a fake parking ticket and the cops had to point out to her she missed one very obvious sign it was fake. 

Anal + Your Car Model

Anal + Your Car Model

A listener texted in and said if you add the word “anal” in front of your car model it’s always funny. We tested that theory and found out he was right! 

Herpe Hands

Herpe Hands

A woman in Oregon got herpes on her hands from a manicure gone wrong, and for the amount of money she might get, we’re pretty jealous! 

Mayor Hoyt vs Pat McAfee

Mayor Hoyt vs Pat McAfee

We talked to Farmington Mayor Josh Hoyt about his charity wrestling match over the weekend, and he issued a challenge to Pat McAfee of ESPN/WWE.